Attention Sherbros, Mackenzie Dern is single

[Hellowhosthat]

If I tell her I have 86,000 likes on a well known karate forum do you think she'll go out with me?

 

[SamuraiBro]

I’m good thanks.

 

[Dr Brian Pepper]

Honestly just sad

Just had a kid too

 

[mmadeewana]

Only doggystyle for the rest of life and I would take her.

 

[Ripp0ntare]

 

[Hellowhosthat]

I’m good thanks.

Even with that lovely pair of elbows? Not pointy at all.

 

[Neveranine]

Now she can start the onlyfans we all wish for without remorse

 

[Platinum]

Yeah. Had to dump her.

 

[knowsitall]

Are subtitles included?

 

[MCDojoMMA]

Happy for you lads. If you believe and conceive, you will achieve.

 

[Ripp0ntare]

Even with that lovely pair of elbows? Not pointy at all.

Oh she is pointy bro

 

[Talibankocken]

How the fuck did I end up on TMZ?

 

[Hellowhosthat]

@JoeyJoeJoeJr I hear Mackenzie makes nice cookies and smiles at people a lot.

 

[Robbocop]

Single is a funny term to use when you are married, 'separated' or 'divorced' would seem a more appropriate term to describe her situation I'd imagine, but what do I know I am but an internet neck beard.

 

[markantony20]

She’s going to love my boyfriend I can tell already

 

[corrupted]

Single is a funny term to use when you are married, 'separated' or 'divorced' would seem a more appropriate term to describe her situation I'd imagine, but what do I know I am but an internet neck beard.

 

[Dreyga Hates You Sherbums]

That's really sad. They looked so happy together. Looks can be so deceiving

 

[Roop Holstry]

I had to block her because she was in my DMs non stop

I only bang 10’s or higher

 

[Space_Trucker]

Even with that lovely pair of elbows? Not pointy at all.

Mouth too b... never mind, just right.

 

[DebtCollectorMMA]

Unbearable fake accent