News As if 2020 could not get any worse

[SamSchmidt]

https://www.foxnews.com/science/black-hole-1000-light-years-from-earth-discovered

Researchers have discovered a black hole 1,000 light-years from Earth, the closest one known so far.

Dubbed HR 6819, the black hole is invisible. The star system was only spotted after two companion stars provided researchers with information on its whereabouts. It can be seen on a clear night in the Southern Hemisphere without the use of a binocular or telescope, making it the first black hole to be seen without tools.



THE END IS NIGH

 

[Sonny Qc]

 

[RowdyLesnar]

Trump's fault.

 

[DaleBoca]

A thousand light years away. Right around the corner!

 

[OhBam]

You'd think it would have done something by now, but maybe it's just baiting it's trap.

 

[Simple Southerner]

 

[SamSchmidt]

Look at that thing. I wonder what the candle power on that thing is.

 

[Drain Bamage]

Nobody gonna talk about the information providing "companion stars" then?

Sounds like NASA got some explaining to do.

 

[lsa]

My body is ready

 

[j123]

The Warp is real...

inb4 murder rape entities come out

 

[Phlog]

Huge if true.

 

[Tankeray]

It’s Satan. Hell is coming to earth.

And true believers will rock out forevermore.

 

[Crom Cruach]

Let's treat this subject with some gravity.

{I'll get my coat}

 

[davidlemonparty]

This should provide an opportunity to rip and tear.
Bring it on, suckahs

 

[j123]

This should provide an opportunity to rip and tear.
Bring it on, suckahs

OF ALL THE EVIL THAT HELL CAN CONJURE, ALL THE WICKEDNESS THAT MANKIND CAN PRODUCE, WE SEND UNTO THEM, ONLY YOU, RIP AND TEAR UNTIL IT IS DONE

 

[ClubFoot]

Ah, it’ll be fine.

 

[davidlemonparty]

OF ALL THE EVIL THAT HELL CAN CONJURE, ALL THE WICKEDNESS THAT MANKIND CAN PRODUCE, WE SEND UNTO THEM, ONLY YOU, RIP AND TEAR UNTIL IT IS DONE

 

[Spookv]

Quick head to the stores, stock up on more TP.

 

[Otto!]

Just in. The black hole will soon expel murder hornets the size of game pits.

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

As the earth gets sucked into the black hole dooming humanity, Mitch McConell, in the senate, would be jamming thru last minute tax cuts for billionaires.