"As a Christian, I'm really sad for Cris Cyborg"

[sgtpepper]

Jones got jokes lol

 

[AyDeeDee]

Satan planted the metabolites in Jon Jones's body CONFIRMED.

 

[sgtpepper]

Satan planted the metabolites in Jon Jones's body CONFIRMED.

Jon Jones must get revenge on Satan by fighting him in the UFC.

Jones via Steroids.

 

[Willek]

Cyborg's metabolites from her steroid usage years ago must have finally left her system.

 

[Deleted member 110072]

 

[Fijeeto]

Satan planted the metabolites in Jon Jones's body CONFIRMED.

Don't disrespect Satan like that. Jon said it himself...his faults and achievements are up to God. God planted the metabolites in his body.

 

[Platinum Perry Mason]

Jon is goat troll.
Cyborg is "Christian"
Cyborg is "Nation" = Idolize me

 

[AyDeeDee]

Don't disrespect Satan like that. Jon said it himself...his faults and achievements are up to God. God planted the metabolites in his body.

Maybe God is testing Jones's faith? Jones is the 21st century Job.

 

[Quietus]

If Jones really believed in a god that cares about and helps him directly, he wouldn't feel the need to use steroids. Divine intervention alone would be all the performance enhancement anyone could ever need. So that alone proves that he doesn't believe it. I'd love to see someone with BIsping's personality fight Jones incidentally and tell him at the weigh in 'there's no Jesus btw Jon' like he did to Vitor.

 

[Anderson Silva]

Jones got jokes lol

NO FOR GE JESZ

 

[Lift2live]

Maybe God is testing Jones's faith? Jones is the 21st century Job.

God does not test Christians according to their various doctrines (made by men, 100s years after Jesus, son of Mary was taken up to heaven by Allah). According to their manmade nonsense which neither is in Bible or Jesus preached, God forgave all the past and future sins of umanity by giving his only Son, who is also a God (himself), who is also a son of a woman who Son created (also a father) to die on the cross.

 

[Lift2live]

^^^if that makes sense then you are a true believer of Christianity (not religion of Jesus)

 

[contrail]

Maybe God is testing Jones's faith? Jones is the 21st century Job.

I think he may unironically believe this is true

 

[Platinum Perry Mason]

I think he may unironically believe this is true

If Lina Lansburg is the Elbow Queen then Jon is atleast the Elbow King maybe Elbow Gzuez.

 

[legcramp]

Cyborg's metabolites from her steroid usage years ago must have finally left her system.

It only took 7 years.

 

[275others]

Unfortunaly Cyborg didn’t pulsate enought tonight and got wasted by Amanda.

 

[Platinum Perry Mason]

Unfortunaly Cyborg didn’t pulsate enought tonight and got wasted by Amanda.

I bet Chris' clit could grab a pencil and write legibly.

 

[275others]

I bet Chris' clit could grab a pencil and write legibly.

 

[UncleWizard]

If jones was a christian he wouldn't advertise it.

Fuck jones.