Anybody else remember Scared Straight 1999?

[Nihongi]

Jesus fucking Christ I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. I like this version way better than the new ones, put the punk kids in a room full of hardened criminals and let the lolz commence.

 

[BisexualMMA]

99?

This is the real shit, and the guy Al Pacino modeled Carlito after is absolutely hilarious.



I'd jump over these three bitches like a kangaroo to rape your ass.

 

[EJAXXX]

1999 feels like last week.

That show never caught my interest, I was always into The First 48.

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

Prison Mike knows a thing or two about it

 

[VinnieVincent]

Still the funniest thing I've ever seen on tv. How did MTV show it with all the curse words?

Scariest dude is still crazy chris motherfuckers.

Anybody know where we can watch the entire episode?

 

[Pittie Petey]

They tried to make me go to this shit when I was in high school but I refused
This was back in the early 90's before it was a fancy pants tv show, no cameras, just you and the convicts
A kid from my class that went ended up getting slammed to the ground by a prisoner for being a disrespectful smartass

 

[therealdope]

99?

This is the real shit, and the guy Al Pacino modeled Carlito after is absolutely hilarious.



I'd jump over these three bitches like a kangaroo to rape your ass.

I remember this as a kid. All I can think about is the epidemiological link to lead paint and legalized abortions that drastically dropped the crime rate in large US cities. When I was kid the murder rate in NYC was 2,200/yr. Might be less than 400 now.

 

[Gandzooka]

 

[Liquid Smoke]

So have they followed up on this? How many of these fine young men went on to become productive members of their community?

 

[biscuitsbrah]

Lol such a dumb program. Can’t believe they still do this shit

 

[neverwas]

tell me who's scarier? those guys in op,or this guy?


no shouting and swearing,he hardly raises his voice,and has eyes like a shark.

 

[Higus]

The orange kid was my favorite. Hilarious, and yet scary enough to make me walk the line

 

[SammyPops]

weak- lacking any rape. how the fuck do you scare straight without prison gang rape, tell me that yo liberal hippy @HomerThompson ?

 

[ROKKO]

I haven't seen it since 1999. I remember watching it on tv with my brother and two friends. Oh man did we laugh a lot.

I still remember the line (I might be paraphrasing. It's been 18 years) "you won't be laughing when my balls are jingle jymming on your mother fucking ass *slight pause* bitch!"

I've used that line about 5 times in 18 years when playing video games with friends.