Ankle brace that makes you run faster

[Fedorgasm]

Do you want?

I want.

Nike says its first ‘powered footwear’ is like an e-bike for your feet | The Verge https://share.google/a3dDHEzQNe0ezuyFZ

Nike says its first ‘powered footwear’ is like an e-bike for your feet

Pedal assist, but for commuters who’d rather walk.

www.theverge.com

 

[Fedorgasm]

Also I can't wait for the wrist brace that makes you fap faster.

Actually, I should just invent that myself and stop giving away my billion-dollar ideas

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

Also I can't wait for the wrist brace that makes you fap faster.

Actually, I should just invent that myself and stop giving away my billion-dollar ideas

Sorry bro that's already been invented

 

[Pittie Petey]

 

[Satur9]

Count me in.

Still counting the days until you can get some straight up bionic legs. The flesh is weak

 

[Osculater]

Side effect: blown out acl

 

[Osculater]

Also I can't wait for the wrist brace that makes you fap faster.

Actually, I should just invent that myself and stop giving away my billion-dollar ideas

Fap with weights to fap faster

 

[Sycho Sid]

Fap with weights to fap faster

 

[Contempt]

Well shit... do they have anything for making my old ass knees work better?

That, I could absolutely use

 

[Osculater]

 

[Versez]

We are heading into a dystopia for sure....god damn.

 

[TheNinja]

Oscar PIstorius already used these.

Norm's bit on Oscar is fantastic btw. lol

 

[Fedorgasm]

Fap with weights to fap faster

I took your advice and pinched my dick between two plates.

Why are you so mean?

 

[Osculater]

I took your advice and pinched my dick between two plates.

Why are you so mean?

You should had used a dumbell