AEW AEW LXXIX: Main Event UNO

[Based God]

 

[GoldenAzazel]

Dem pepperoni nips got some tomato sauce on em

 

[Max Power]

Went into Dynamite with mighty low expectations this week. It was a very good show overall as a result!

First match was good. OC mega over.

Starks/Jericho segment made no sense, but they eventually got where they were going. Ricky needs to get his suits tailored as well. Popped for Pretty Peter.

Acclaimed match was good, fun stuff. No complaints.

JB Jack got exactly what he deserved for that uncalled for assault on Christian.

There was a good Joe/Wardlow package. Match could possibly steal the show?

Saraya vs Ms Blue was fine. I lol'd at I think Excalibur floating the idea that Saraya was planning her heel turn all
along. Nope, pretty sure it was her dreadful promos that turned people against her.

Bryan/MJF segment was fuckin' brilliant. What a goddamn pull apart too. How it's done.

A thing I noticed during that segment was while Bryan was talking his promo was being subtitled on the arena signs. Never noticed that before. New thing?

Ms Hayter cut a good promo.

Tag team thingy was fine. They did all the battle royal spots. Dipshit Chuck Taylor stood out a mile in a sea of humanity. I hate him so much, Talentless, flabby, no charisma bum. No business being on a TV show. Terrified that they were gonna win. Jarrett is 20 years older than him and is in tremendous shape. Muffin top has no excuse.

Another show. Yay... Great to hear Cole will be back though.

Evil Uno was in the main event in the year of our lord 2023. I was close to throwing up seeing his mass jiggle uncontrollably. Mercifully, this match didn't go too long. Howled with laughter at Mox blading in the last minute of the show. Gotta get his shit in.

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

Little snug

 

[Ozymandias]

Little snug

You can only contain a Dragon for so long.

 

[Batjester]

You can only contain a Dragon for so long.

Well, he did say he would beat the shit out of MJF if he mentioned his kids.



The fact he waited 5 minutes to do it shouldn't be held against him.

 

[Based God]

In another timeline in the multiverse she's taking $50 for something else.

 

[Ozymandias]

In another timeline in the multiverse she's taking $50 for something else.

So if I offer her $25 for a BJ she would accept it? Good to know.

 

[Batjester]

So if I offer her $25 for a BJ she would accept it? Good to know.

Why are you wanting to overpay?

 

[borntoloseNOT]

So if I offer her $25 for a BJ she would accept it? Good to know.

$15 will do it

 

[Batjester]

$15 will do it

You're a generous tipper I see.

 

[Frank23]

 

[Thrawn33]

So if I offer her $25 for a BJ she would accept it? Good to know.

Why are you wanting to overpay?

$15 will do it

Yes but is the cameras rolling...?

 

[Ozymandias]

Yes but is the cameras rolling...?

Sure!

 

[The Clinch]

Little snug

why do they match?

 

[Count Zero]

Good show. They let our boy Uno get some shine

 

[GoldenAzazel]

why do they match?

Because they know what colours are in this year

 

[The Clinch]

Because they know what colours are in this year

 

[SaigeVanZant]

1.028 million viewers. Evil Uno is a draw

 

[SaigeVanZant]

So if I offer her $25 for a BJ she would accept it? Good to know.

She'll toss your salad for 30