Media Masvidal Says Colby Cries While Reading Sherdog

Bwhahaha he cries reading us shit on him. He probably cries when instathots he hires for photoshoots laugh at his advances as well.
 
if you dont have herpes that means you are a virgin

True story, my girlfriend after dating two weeks calls me with big news crying. She tells me before we sleep together that she needed to tell me that she had herpes. She says that she would understand if I didn't want to continue the relationship and so on. I said it's not a big deal, most people have it including yours truly. From then on we were a herpes match made in heaven.
 
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