Media Bryce Mitchell suggests you go watch Martha Stewart if you don’t know what to do if you pluck a duck

[STAY GOLD]

Wanted to add more details to the title, but it limited my characters.

 

[Ube]

Plucking a duck means jerking someone off?

 

[Marko Polo]

I fkin love this guy

 

[koquerelle]

A true philosopher

 

[swimba]

 

[Can’t Handle My Riddum]

I love that this bothers him that much. I genuinely do.

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

I watch Martha Stewart for prison advice and how to roll a tight joint

 

[Johnny_Knuckles]

Bet he votes democrat

 

[Frank McEdgar]

Bet he votes democrat

You're half right. He will after he passes away.

 

[10000yearsold]

he sounds well educated...

a wonder he went into prize fighting.

 

[milf_hunter]

hes playing a character obbo

 

[13Seconds]

hes playing a character obbo

Nah this is actually him

 

[Poirierfan]

he sounds well educated...

a wonder he went into prize fighting.

It's kind of Ironic you make fun of his smarts then proceed to fuck up your own sentence, sweet.

 

[13Seconds]

Apparently it only takes 2 mins to pluck if you're fast. Man has a point.

 

[Sweater of AV]

Thread title is odd. He's more focused on people not plucking rather than what to do afterwards.

 

[10000yearsold]

It's kind of Ironic you make fun of his smarts then proceed to fuck up your own sentence, sweet.

which sentence is that?

 

[StoneColdSteveAustin]

Lol imagine living in Arkansas. That’s self ownage.

 

[Saiyok]

"Do you ever take a half shit and half wipe your ass?"

Well... maybe.

If I'm jumping in the shower right after then yolo. I ain't even wiping at that point.

 

[The-AxeMurderer]

Hate when people take anything and make it political.

I hate when politics are peoples whole personality and identity, its embarrassing.

Pluck the duck or dont, who cares.

 

[Mohawk Banditó]

Real men know how pluck ducks and use power drills without the threat of castration