How would you troll your opponent if you were a fighter with a scheduled bout?

[Unfinished Sentenc]

If I was Justin Gaethje I would bring a big needle in the face off against Chandler

 

[Unfinished Sentenc]

If I were Usman, I would pretend to be with Autism Speaks and try to interview Colby

If I were usman I would stick fake burn marks around my face because Colby looks like a burn victim

 

[tequilaboy]

I would motorboat his ass brrrrhwwa...

 

[Masturbin]

I would oil check him

 

[DaRivv20]

I’d have his wife slide into my dms

 

[KCMMAMouth]

If I were usman I would stick fake burn marks around my face because Colby looks like a burn victim

That’s brutal and hilarious. He does!!!!!

 

[HI SCOTT NEWMAN]

I'd pretend like it would be tough and I am scared.

when in reality I'd just one punch KO any so called pro fighter, especially with how tiny they all are

 

[Corrado Soprano]

I would tell my opponent I train six days, actually six days a week. Five days a week, I'll train three days a week. One of those days I will train two days of the week. So, six days a week I will be training

 

[IDGETKTFO]

I would motorboat his ass brrrrhwwa...

 

[Staph infection]

No troll job will be better than Chael drinking a Coke at the weigh-in for his fight against Jon Jones.

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

I would do what Rampage did against Jon. Making Jon look like an awkward try hard

 

[Surveillance State]

Place an anonymous tip into Child Protective Services two days before the fight so their child(ren) get(s) taken away.