Media Mike Goldberg's Greatest Hits (i.e. misses)

[Dirty Frank]

Goldy was truly gold.
"It is all over!!!"
"Not yet!"
".... Not yet?... Yes it is!"
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"Muai Pie!"
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"Nice, nice dose of vampire sexuality" (talking about the Blade series)

 

[bobgeese]

Mike GOATberg is more like it.

 

[Johnnny]

Goldie's catchphrases are iconic.

- "Virtually identical"
- "Here.. we.. go"
- "It is all over"

Anik's catchphrases are cringeworthy and/or creepy.

- "Two more sleeps" / "One more sleep"
- "The man around whom this card was built" especially when it is a fighter outside of the Top 5 or a manlet on a Fight Night card.
- Using "land" as a noun when a fighter lands a punch.
- Referring to a fighter as "<name of their young child's> dad".
- Repeatedly making his very strange-sounding laugh after one of the other commentators says something that clearly wasn't a joke or even inadvertently funny.

 

[Sweater of AV]

"Speaking the Portuguese" will always be my favorite.

Another good one that's not on there is "it takes a lot of energy to be a rockstar". The timing and stupidity were perfect.

Goldie bless.

 

[Char Jawz]

“Michael Jordan-esque in his Brazilian Jiu-jitsu skills is Travis Lutter”

 

[STRAWBOSS]

"it takes a lot of energy to be a rockstar".

my personal fav

 

[Corrado Soprano]

Mike Goldberg is my daddy

 

[Evenflow80]

I miss Goldie

 

[jk7707]

So many great ones.

"sit back and watch Sokoudjou and soak it in."

"Cold Stone Steve Austin"

"leg kick to the mid-section"

And every time he had to say "Corn Nuts, the official corn snack of the UFC"

He's still so much better than what they have today.

 

[I_IZ_BACK]

Did he introduced himself as "white goldberg"?

 

[wildchild88]

"Our referee the lovely Chaundella"

 

[mb23100]

"I don't have a drug problem"

 

[wildchild88]

I know it's good for comedic / nostalgic value, but Mma struggles as is to be seen as a legitimate sport..

They had to get rid of him..

I absolutely hate the current commentary though..

 

[wwkirk]

Rogan + Goldie will always be my favorite.

 

[ejazahmednit]

Progidy
Little Eagle
Virtually Identical
Thump not slap

 

[DustyWarrior]

I miss Goldie a lot, he was there in the glory years, when I used to look forward to every single card.

 

[no fat chicks]

A simpler commentator from a simpler time

 

[Hitdepruns]

I know it's good for comedic / nostalgic value, but Mma struggles as is to be seen as a legitimate sport..

They had to get rid of him..

I absolutely hate the current commentary though..

Yo may be right, but current commentary is less entertaining. Felder is good.

 

[Hitdepruns]

Btw. What is Godberg doing right now?

 

[Man_in_Black]

I know it's been mentioned but,
"leg kick to the mid section" is possibly my favorite..along with "CB Dolloway vs CB Dolloway".