Tito's trashtalk against Anderson Silva

[SSgt Dickweed]

Speculate on what Tito is gonna say to/about Anderson.

"What are you gonna do when the Huntington Beach Bad Boy runs wild on your ass?"

"I'm gonna eat his unborn children."

"He's gonna get laid on a stretcher, and I will be doing the laying."

"I'm gonna punch his face in the face."

"I'm gonna punch a hole in his chest and donate his heart to someone on the waiting list."

"He's been ducking me for years."

"I will knock him out in the 15th round."

"I'll beat him worse than Covid would."

"I will crack his skull."

There's already some gems in here.

 

[WHITEBELT JESUS]

 

[rear naked ankle pick]

i will make him knock me out

 

[PurpleStorm]

I’m training four days a week two days per week.

 

[loisestrad]

I'm gonna make him my mayor.

 

[2sk]

Im winning the won fight

 

[Pizza Werewolf]

This interviewer is horrible.

 

[aali14]

I want him to outlive me come fight night

 

[Michaelangelo]

Let me tell me how you’re gonna win

 

[TITS]

I had no idea this was at 195. Tito is going to styled on very badly.

 

[TITS]

Classic Tito, he can't even say the name of the promotion correctly.

 

[Deleted member 110072]

"Some more head trauma and I might become governor"

 

[Adamant]

Absolutely no animosity whatsoever between them. It's kinda funny that Tito is trying to drum up something ("I'm offended about the 195 limit"), but there's nothing there. This will be about as friendly as it gets.

 

[chukutee]

I aim to keep this fighting standing, if he tries to go down on me i'm gonna beat him off

 

[ThaiSexPills]

The excuses after, if Tito loses will be funnier. “Covid”, “cracked skull”, ect.

 

[Willek]

You’re such a fucking punk, dude.

 

[Hellowhosthat]

 

[Stump]

Tito is exactly the kind of idiot who would use the "food of my children's plate" trope while sitting in a fancy looking study in front of a display case.

Why is children's food the first thing to go? Surely you could sell one of your stupid vehicles first.

Such a typical meat head trope. Along the same lines as "freedom isn't free" and "all lives matter"

 

[TITS]

Tito is exactly the kind of idiot who would use the "food of my children's plate" trope while sitting in a fancy looking study in front of a display case.

Why is children's food the first thing to go? Surely you could sell one of your stupid vehicles first.

Such a typical meat head trope. Along the same lines as "freedom isn't free" and "all lives matter"

"Taking money out of my children's mouth" and something about "first responders".

 

[TheTickG]

Speculate on what Tito is gonna say to/about Anderson.

"What are you gonna do when the Huntington Beach Bad Boy runs wild on your ass?"

"I'm gonna eat his unborn children."

"He's gonna get laid on a stretcher, and I will be doing the laying."

"I'm gonna punch his face in the face."

"I'm gonna punch a hole in his chest and donate his heart to someone on the waiting list."

"He's been ducking me for years."

"I will knock him out in the 15th round."

"I'll beat him worse than Covid would."

"I will crack his skull."

There's already some gems in here.

Looks like gravity is pushing the top of his head down to the bottom of his head.