All aboard the UFC hype train!
Go to your bank, go to the ATM, sell your cryptocurrency, and put more money into Dana White's pocket.
Don't spend $75 by taking your family out for dinner. Don't spend $75 on new clothes for your child or nephew. Don't spend $75 on tools to use for house chores.
You have to get pumped with energy for Conor McGregor's insults, big mouth, and tattoos.
Conor McGregor wants more money in his bank account, so go work overtime for him. Fetch your credit card and pre-order today for an exciting night with Joe Rogan and Bruce Buffer. No other sport will give you this much happiness.