Dustin Johnson would dominate MMA

[TrueTemper]

I don't know why people are surprised by Hardy sucking at MMA when it's clear that NFL players are not A-level athletes.

It is clear that the sport whose athletes make the most money while staying injury-free would contain the best athletes.

Enter Dustin Johnson.

This is a dude that makes over $40mil a year and doesn't get injured or concussed while doing it.

6'4", long-limbed, insanely flexible, strong, and explosive. Also a lot smarter than your average NFL meathead.

Unfortunately MMA cannot afford him as he's busy getting paid millions and living a dream life where he snorts coke off dimepieces' asses while competing in a stress-free sport.

 

[Streeter]

Tiger woulda been the real Fedor back in day too

 

[TrueTemper]

Tiger woulda been the real Fedor back in day too

Prime Tiger could generate almost 200mph of ball speed, which is more kinetic and rotational energy than Ngannou's hardest punch or Cro Cop's hardest kick.

One punch from him and Fedor would be in a coffin right now.

 

[Huligani]

F1 drivers would dominate MMA

 

[Hellowhosthat]

John Daly HW goat.

 

[accolyte1022]

This guy again......

 

[TrueTemper]

F1 drivers would dominate MMA

Golf > F1 > NFL

 

[Jorge Luis Borges]

I don't know why people are surprised by Hardy sucking at MMA when it's clear that NFL players are not A-level athletes.

It is clear that the sport whose athletes make the most money while staying injury-free would contain the best athletes.

Enter Dustin Johnson.

This is a dude that makes over $40mil a year and doesn't get injured or concussed while doing it.

6'4", long-limbed, insanely flexible, strong, and explosive. Also a lot smarter than your average NFL meathead.

Unfortunately MMA cannot afford him as he's busy getting paid millions and living a dream life where he snorts coke off dimepieces' asses while competing in a stress-free sport.

Good post until suggesting NFL athletes aren't smart. NFL is the most intellectually challenging league sport, and it isn't remotely close. Anyone saying otherwise is ignorant.

 

[TrueTemper]

Good post until suggesting NFL athletes aren't smart. NFL is the most intellectually challenging league sport, and it isn't remotely close. Anyone saying otherwise is ignorant.

NFL players are dumb as rocks

There's a reason why half their league scores retard level in the Wonderlic test and also routinely engage in criminal behavior.

 

[accolyte1022]

Good post until suggesting NFL athletes aren't smart. NFL is the most intellectually challenging league sport, and it isn't remotely close. Anyone saying otherwise is ignorant.

Please don't waste your time with TS.

 

[Hellowhosthat]

Golf > F1 > NFL

Kabbadi > eSports> chess > golf >F1 > NFL > catwalk walking > UFC

 

[Fluffernutter]

Sergie Bubka would be goat

 

[TrueTemper]

Kabbadi > eSports> chess > golf >F1 > NFL > catwalk walking > UFC

Top golfers make more money in a week than top chess players in a year

 

[Jorge Luis Borges]

NFL players are dumb as rocks

There's a reason why half their league scores retard level in the Wonderlic test and also routinely engage in criminal behavior.

No, they aren't. It's a dumb stereotype. Studying is much more of a key component to NFL football than to any other major sport.

 

[Hellowhosthat]

Top golfers make more money in a week than top chess players in a year

Top chess players get more bitches though.

 

[TrueTemper]

Top chess players get more bitches though.

Lol

Dustin is currently piping Wayne Gretzky's daughter while also routinely cheating on her with other supermodels.

All of the girls Dustin has been with also say he has a 10" dick

 

[Hellowhosthat]

Lol

Dustin is currently piping Wayne Gretzky's daughter while also routinely cheating on her with other supermodels.

Gary Kasparov goes through ten Russian 10s before breakfast every morning.

 

[TrueTemper]

Gary Kasparov goes through ten Russian 10s before breakfast every morning.

Garry has a small cock though

 

[SHAZAM]

Arslan Ash or Daigo would be HW champ

 

[TripTictonic]

Bro try not to make the trolling so obvious