Joe Rogan fanboys over 6'4" Jose Canseco (baseball legend/MMA fighter)

[SSgt Dickweed]

@2:52 "Well, there's no fairness in this world. How are me and that guy the same species?"

I would consider Canseco to be a better MMA fighter than CM Punk at least.

 

[Ares Black]

"MMA fighter"

 

[Skeptic_Zero]

The Black Keys JRE podcast was actually really chill and easy to listen to.

Oh and Jose Canseco was a dogshit fighter.

 

[jk7707]

Shoulda let him use a baseball bat in the fight to make it fair.

 

[cheesus]

CM Punk showed a lot more heart but Jose showed a lot more technique, those overhand rights were half decent. Jose looked legimately terrified to be in there, he shouldn't have signed up for that at all.

 

[Pillar of Society]

"There's no fairness in this world" says the guy with millions of dollars on his bank account.

 

[wearetheromans]

"There's no fairness in this world" says the guy with millions of dollars on his bank account.

Joe would trade all those millions to be an honest six footer

 

[Bobby Pistachio]

"MMA fighter"

 

[Zanderlini]

CM Punk showed a lot more heart but Jose showed a lot more technique, those overhand rights were half decent. Jose looked legimately terrified to be in there, he shouldn't have signed up for that at all.

He probably signed up for something else and they gave him a 7ft 350lbs kickboxer, seems like a set up lol

 

[SSgt Dickweed]

He probably signed up for something else and they gave him a 7ft 350lbs kickboxer, seems like a set up lol

Pride was notorious for this type of shit.

 

[TheGreatA]

Looked like a fake person?

I'm sure he did with his testosterone levels.

I think he broke the record on how much a guy can do steroids, and still attempt to pass a drug test with a straight face. His levels were literally off the charts.

 

[King in the North]

That version of Canseco puts prime CM Punk in a body bag

 

[Zanderlini]

They're talking about middle schoolers potentially doing steroids because professional athletes. Where the fuck does a middle schooler get money for a cycle?

 

[TheGreatA]

They're talking about middle schoolers potentially doing steroids because professional athletes. Where the fuck does a middle schooler get money for a cycle?

Parents.

 

[Zanderlini]

Parents.

That's some shitty parents.

 

[TheGreatA]

That's some shitty parents.

Some people will do anything for the money.

 

[gevoudane]

@2:52 "Well, there's no fairness in this world. How are me and that guy the same species?"

I would consider Canseco to be a better MMA fighter than CM Punk at least.

Its the quality of the PEDs Joe. Jose wrote a book about it.
Juiced: Wild Times, Rampant 'Roids, Smash Hits & How Baseball Got Big

 

[SSgt Dickweed]

Juiced: Wild Times, Rampant 'Roids, Smash Hits & How Baseball Got Big

Jose had rampant hemmoroids?

<{ByeHomer}>

 

[gevoudane]

Jose had rampant hemmoroids?

<{ByeHomer}>

legendarily rampanted ones fueled by coke I hear. Kind of like Jones.

 

[The Big Babou]

Shoulda let him use a baseball bat in the fight to make it fair.

IIRC he actually walked out carrying his baseball bat