A Song About Jorge Masvidal

[HUGHPHUG]

I got nothing
5 of his last 6 fights are against former title challengers? All of whom never won a UFC title?
That's it, is that interesting?

But what we're really here for is a sing song

Street Jesus he throws knees
Who am I to diss a G
He traveled the world fighting bums for free
Everybody's all on his nutsack

 

[Dutchbawz]

 

[Fahcough]

He beat Al. And I wanted Cruickshank to KO him for his smug ways back then, now it makes him likeable.

 

[TSexy]

I got nothing.
5 of his last 6 fights are against former title challengers? All of whom never won a UFC title?

 

[barackO]

Your song is fucking lame
You ain't getting no fame
Was getting ridiculed your aim?
Go home kid you can't play this game

 

[superpunch]

He's vegan

 

[DanAndroid]

If you could be any type of bird what type would you be?

 

[Natural Order]

Fun fact: Gamebred knocked out Askren in 3 seconds, but it took 2 seconds for the ref to get over and wave it off.

 

[Benoitthegr8]

Groupthink maybe on his nutsack, I respect anyone whos willing to make the walk, but he’s the same fighter he was a few years ago... guys got a nice streak going, confidence at an all time high and all, he’s got the UFC marketing push, the platform to yap... hope he enjoys his 15 minutes, as soon as he faces the divisions elite he gets slapped down to reality.

 

[Lawrence]

I got nothing
5 of his last 6 fights are against former title challengers? All of whom never won a UFC title?
That's it, is that interesting?

But what we're really here for is a sing song

Street Jesus he throws knees
Who am I to diss a G
He traveled the world fighting bums for free
Everybody's all on his nutsack

Who am I to disagree

Chicken Pie

 

[Buff]

When Ben died and they laid him to rest;
Took a big knee in the face and the chest;
When Jorge laid him down to die,
Toes were curled pointing up to the sky,
Toes were curled pointng up to the sky,
He took a big blow and then he died,
When he died and they kneed him to death,
Realised that he's not the best.

Prepare yourself you know it's a must,
Why'd you have to fight Street Jesus
Cos you know that when you die,
He's gonna punk your ass
At the press conference post fight
He's gonna punk your ass
At the press conference post fight
Youll lose all your fans in just one night,
When you died and they kneed you to death
You knew you're not the GOAT and not the best.

Used to be a winner;
Ben used to win;
Until they made him fight Street Jesus;
So you know that when he died;
He sure got his ass punked
As the press conference that night
Whoa punked his ass;
As the press conference that night;
That's where we laughed about how Ben died;
When Ben died from the knee in the head
He realised that his career was dead
He realised that his career was dead

 

[HUGHPHUG]

If you could be any type of bird what type would you be?

Emu init

 

[HUGHPHUG]

Fun fact: Gamebred knocked out Askren in 3 seconds, but it took 2 seconds for the ref to get over and wave it off.

I'm not even sure it took that long, I thought it was two seconds max

 

[Your Account]

fact
Highest % rate of split decision losses of overall losses

 

[bambammccoy]

The UFC Welterweight record of his last 3 opponents is 10-8-1 but Till who flopped at 170 has 5 of those wins. And 2 of the 5 left are against Rory Markham and Marcus Davis lol

 

[HUGHPHUG]

I got two wrong shoes & fucking ugly feet

 

[HUGHPHUG]

fact
Highest % rate of split decision losses of overall losses

50% of that statistic is 90% accurate

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

I'm not even sure it took that long, I thought it was two seconds max

Two Seconds Max is what your wife calls you when we talk about you.

 

[HUGHPHUG]

The UFC Welterweight record of his last 3 opponents is 10-8-1 but Till who flopped at 170 has 5 of those wins. And 2 of the 5 left are against Rory Markham and Marcus Davis lol

Yeah but Rory Markham did this

 

[HUGHPHUG]

Two Seconds Max is what your wife calls you when we talk about you.

That made me laugh, usually I have the taste of disdain in my eyes after reading your comments

how's the weather?