Jon Jones the type of guy......

[DM1982]

Following on from the roaring success that was Tony Ferguson the type of guy thread.

Everyone's favourite Pico Pulsing MMA GOAT:

POS Jones

Jon Jones the type of guy to burgle your house and blame you for having so much cool shit on display

Jon Jones the type of guy to tell your infant kid there is no such thing as Santa on Christmas Eve

Jon Jones the type of guy to bang his best friend's high school sweetheart


Jon Jones the type of guy........

 

[Sansnom]

Jon Jones the type of guy to nail your mom in college and make you do the dishes.

 

[Jay Schwerin]

Jon Jones the type of guy to nail your mom in college and make you do the dishes.

Following on from the roaring success that was Tony Ferguson the type of guy thread.

Everyone's favourite Pico Pulsing MMA GOAT:

POS Jones

Jon Jones the type of guy to burgle your house and blame you for having so much cool shit on display

Jon Jones the type of guy to tell your infant kid there is no such thing as Santa on Christmas Eve

Jon Jones the type of guy to bang his best friend's high school sweetheart


Jon Jones the type of guy........

 

[Jay Schwerin]

Type a guy To get caught for one illegal activity and blame it on another illegal activity

 

[Horse Style]

Jon Jones the type of guy to have some dude named @DM1982 obsess over him without knowing he exists

Jon Jones the type of guy to take drugs and lie about it

 

[Fergelmince]

...to MAUL TF out of the guy that had never been stopped in HW or LHW before

 

[MMA since 1993]

Jon jones the type of guy to be the lhw goat. And have tons of haters.

 

[Sansnom]

Jon Jones the type of guy to mix crushed glass and bleach in his cocaine and giving it out at parties.

 

[TNGS1]

Wait The Tony joke started on Sherdog?

 

[DM1982]

Jon Jones the type of guy to have some dude named @DM1982 obsess over him without knowing he exists

Jon Jones the type of guy to take drugs and lie about it

How the fuck do you know he doesn't know I exist?


Jon Jones the type of guy to hit on a widow at her husband's funeral

 

[Prince Nephilim]

Jon Jones is the type of guy to piss on your couch and instead of telling you, just flips the cushion

 

[Lukn4trbl]

.. Is the type of guy to crash into a pregnant woman, run like a coward, only to return for drugs and never check on her well-being.

...is the type of guy to take a self-organised lie detector test to make him appear innocent.

...is the type of guy to blame supplements for pissing hot, but never provide the tainted supplements.

...is the type of guy to take dick pills , but not clomiphene even though it was on the receipt.

 

[yekmurat]

Bones is a boss thats it

 

[antithetic]

Bones is that type of guy who posts comments on porn websites.

 

[conscience]

The type a guy to take dick pills from a gas station and test positive for steroids for the rest of his life

 

[BryanSchaub]

Wait The Tony joke started on Sherdog?

No, not much starts on sherdog except for "an sald" which is gold.

Probably on YouTube.

 

[loisestrad]

Jones is the type of guy that you would expect to have a huge penis but his package appears to be pretty average if not below average judging by a couple of pics I've seen.


Am I doing this right?

 

[BearGrounds]

Jon Jones the type of guy to go in for a hug with eye-level extended fingers.

 

[Sansnom]

Jon Jones the type of guy to poke an old lady in the eyes and snatch her purse to see if there's cocaine inside.. Then proceed to 12-6 elbow her in the back of the head while she's on the ground because she didn't have any.

 

[PlatinumColbyCovington]

Jones the type of guy to crash into a pregnant lady and leave the scene knowing she was pregnant