2015/16 Premier League Thread: F**k off Man United Edition - thread closed

[Chules]

2015/16 Premier League Thread

f dis shit Edition
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Supporters List:

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Prem Teams:
AFC Bournemouth - Got No Fans

Arsenal - Piers Morgan, Asprilla (RIP), Frenzy, fingercuffs, Santi Claus, Clear Winner, wang xiangzhai, Goonerview , Gunners, Mga223, Gervinho, Claude, Concrete, LilMountain, Traitor Tules, Tobin Heath, Angus Bless, Daspy,

Aston Villa - JonKunDo & Mongol.

CSKA London - TheStruggleIsReal, BryanIam, SingerAuto, Daspy

Crystal Palace - Unblemishedcontainer

Everton - Got No Fans.

Leicester - Chris Partlow (on loan)

Liverpool - SebbeSwe, ShamrockFTW, GracieMMABarra, Byron, Edge, Driver, Spoken, Gladiator & coolpotato.

Manchester City - Father EOW. MPS

Mercenaries - EOW

Drawchester United - Nowhere Fast, LEWIS540, Sexy, MCX, , Rimbaud82, Eames, Dr J, Cyrano200, Chris Partlow , Andy Tate, EmeraldKiter

Newcastle - Pecker123.

Norwich - Kirku.

So'ton - Got No Fans.


Tottenham Hotspur- Carl Drogo (RIP) , fetalpuzishun, clumseygenius, bolochung, hooneswot, Alpha Omega Man


Stokalona- Got No Fans.

Sunderland - UltraMagnus, Cardona (RIP)

Swansea - Zer, EOW

Watford - Got No Fans.

West Brom - Got No Fans.

West Ham - Syd, Tobago Jones.


Football League:

Cardiff City - HOFer Weo

Mansfield Town - Blokeybloke

Middlesbrough - Kingofthemods

Scottish Football:

Rangers - Alpha Omega Man


MLS:

Portland Timbers - King of Kings xtramob

Rest of Europe:

Real Madrid - HOFer RawexBless, Kadafi(RIP)

Barcelona - fbed2332, Da Speeit, Thierry Henry, Alpha Omega Man

Buyern - xtramob & CubicleGangster & Inter (RIP)

Borussia Dortmund (Reus <3) - SebbeSwe, Deffid

Fight Club:

Spoiler

Fight Club Season 3 Event 1:
Rawex - 175pts
LilMountain - 150
Bloke - 150
Mga223 -125
xtramob -115
EOW - TBD

Mascot:

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Choon:

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[Sebbe]

Meh

 

[Rawex]

LAD!

I'm a Yoonited fan today. Fuck Spurs.

GGMU

@Nowhere Fast with tears in his eyes

 

[Chules]

 

[Chules]

@Nowhere Fast with tears in his eyes

Not really.

He said he's supporting Tottenham

That is astounding!

 

[Rawex]

Not really.

He said he's supporting Tottenham

That is astounding!

You gonna sort him out?

 

[Chules]

You gonna sort him out?

No.

It's his decision. United will do the business. No doubt about it.

He wants to be Blokey/Drogo's friend for the day

 

[Chules]

Just saw Frank Mir's excuse about Kangaroo meat

I now get this post. Lmfao

 

[Rawex]

Kangaroo meat?

 

[Chules]

Kangaroo meat?

"I couldn't tell you a single restaurant I remember eating at. I even remember calling James and saying 'do you remember where we ate?' I had to write down all of the places we went. And even if I could figure it out; let's say someone could document where I went. You're telling me USADA are gonna go down, and, on my behalf, try to test all the different meats to see if, well, you know, kanagaroos are wild and this guy wanted to beef em' up so he bought something that was very abudnant - in the study that I did - oral turinabol could be bought in powdered form.

You put it on the food and you bulk up your livestock, and you could sell it into the stores because now you get more bang for your buck. An animal that takes two years to reach maturity, you know, muscle weight, now in four months he's bigger than he's ever gonna be and you slaughter him. It's a common practice. I don't know, I'm not pointing the finger any where, I'm just saying there's so many loopholes for me to sit there and go 'where did it come from?' Hell man, I don't know, I really don't. All I know is that I didn't willingly take anything."

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/4/9...failed-drug-test-steroids-kangaroo-meat-usada

 

[Rawex]

I see. I am gonna start raising polarbears and tigers. Roid them to the gills. Eat them and become UFC ww, mw, lhw and hw champ.

Why i didnt think of this before!?

 

[Chules]

I see. I am gonna start raising polarbears and tigers. Roid them to the gills. Eat them and become UFC ww, mw, lhw and hw champ.

Why i didnt think of this before!?

leave the polar bears out of it you bastard!

 

[Sebbe]

"I couldn't tell you a single restaurant I remember eating at. I even remember calling James and saying 'do you remember where we ate?' I had to write down all of the places we went. And even if I could figure it out; let's say someone could document where I went. You're telling me USADA are gonna go down, and, on my behalf, try to test all the different meats to see if, well, you know, kanagaroos are wild and this guy wanted to beef em' up so he bought something that was very abudnant - in the study that I did - oral turinabol could be bought in powdered form.

You put it on the food and you bulk up your livestock, and you could sell it into the stores because now you get more bang for your buck. An animal that takes two years to reach maturity, you know, muscle weight, now in four months he's bigger than he's ever gonna be and you slaughter him. It's a common practice. I don't know, I'm not pointing the finger any where, I'm just saying there's so many loopholes for me to sit there and go 'where did it come from?' Hell man, I don't know, I really don't. All I know is that I didn't willingly take anything."

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/4/9...failed-drug-test-steroids-kangaroo-meat-usada

It's one excuse after the other. If you whole life depends on you not failing drug tests, make sure you buy your own water and food, cook the food yourself and in every way possible, be careful with what you put in your body.

If not, then the blame is on yourself.

I mean, you only have to stay out of trouble for 15 years and after that, do whatever the fuck you want. Eat at shady restaurants, drive your car as fast as you want etc.

 

[Deffid]

I once read that you would have to eat a pretty ridiculous amount of tainted meat to test positive. It would explain his bad shape AND the drug test, though.

Maybe @blokeybloke can give us some insight

 

[Chules]

I once read that you would have to eat a pretty ridiculous amount of tainted meat to test positive. It would explain his bad shape AND the drug test, though.

Maybe @blokeybloke can give us some insight

did you see him? He must've eaten the whole kangaroo!

dat protein

 

[Rawex]

leave the polar bears out of it you bastard!

Sorry UFC gold and $$$ LOOMS

leave the polar bears out of it you bastard!

 

[Rawex]

I once read that you would have to eat a pretty ridiculous amount of tainted meat to test positive. It would explain his bad shape AND the drug test, though.

How much meat are we talking here?

 

[frenz]

nico

 

[Rawex]

nico

Just wondering!
If i remember right, Kobe beef cows drink beer or they wash them with beer. Officer you see i ate ALOT of kobebeef, i havent been drinking!

 

[Chules]

Sorry UFC gold and $$$ LOOMS

Cunt.

would pay to watch a polar bear f you up