2014 MLB Discussion v9: Barry Bonds Was An Alien God

[Partlow]

This article I found that was done on Thursday which was Bonds' 50th birthday. Some mindblowing stuff here.

Barry Bonds Was An Alien God Who Destroyed Space-Time To Bring Us Joy

 

[NewbZor]

Might have been in there but saw stat the other day. If you went 2-5 every night with a HR and 1b you would have 162 hrs and a 1.000 slg and still have a lower ops then bonds in 2004

 

[Partlow]

poll added

 

[INeedARemedy]

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[INeedARemedy]

and my answer is Andy Pettitte. Not even close

 

[FLYOVER BOSSMAN]

Some of those stats don't even seem real. Video game stats

 

[Team Dagger]

Imagine how many home runs Bonds would've hit if he played in a hitters park.

 

[bragglefraggle]

Voted McGwire because living in StL during his reign was awesome. However, it wouldn't have been as cool without the Sammy Sosa home run race

Also Sammy Sosa's son is friends with the family, so that helps

 

[Team Dagger]

The Law Firm!!!

 

[TidalWave89]

My answer is none of the above. Poll list is incomplete without GOATolo. Shame really, GOATolo didn't need that stuff. He was already a dominant force and physical freak of nature.

 

[Team Dagger]

GOATolo was always clean those were slanderous accusations that wouldn't hold up in a court of law.

 

[Partlow]

GOATolo isnt here because he was framed. MLB was sick of him dominating the competition so they rigged his tests and tried to give him some time off and since he was like 40 he might decide to retire.

Unfortunately for them he decided otherwise.

Spoiler

Fuck I cant edit the poll

 

[metal]

Colon is garbage.

 

[INeedARemedy]

GOATolo never did any goddamn PEDs

 

[TidalWave89]

Colon is garbage.

You're right. Roman Colon had a forgettable career in the bigs. However, GOATolo is certainly headed to Cooperstown. I wouldn't be shocked if they built an entirely new building in his honor when he's inducted.

 

[Team Dagger]

GOATolo is a national treasure, shame on people who question his greatness.

 

[metal]

You're right. Roman Colon had a forgettable career in the bigs. However, GOATolo is certainly headed to Cooperstown. I wouldn't be shocked if they built an entirely new building in his honor when he's inducted.

 

[Team Dagger]

Colon is garbage.

 

[FLYOVER BOSSMAN]

You shame us all with your libel, Junkie.

 

[TidalWave89]

The power of that swing is incredible. What an all-around player.