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1 Grizzly Bear vs 2 Silverback Gorillas with handicap match tag rules

Who wins

  • Grizzly Bear

  • Silverback Gorillas


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Who wins? 1 Grizzly Bear vs 2 Silverback Gorillas who can only compete 1 at a time but can switch in and out whenever they want.


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are they like prime jungle tarzan like Gorillas or lazy fat Gorillas from the zoo?, if they are primed i think the Gorillas should take it but they both will sustain damage, if they are fancy zoo Gorillas, they get rekt, anyway the Bear will at least kill one of the Gorillas
 
are they like prime jungle tarzan like Gorillas or lazy fat Gorillas from the zoo?, if they are primed i think the Gorillas should take it but they both will sustain damage, if they are fancy zoo Gorillas, they get rekt, anyway the Bear will at least kill one of the Gorillas
Prime Tarzan Gorillas
 
When that bear stands up it will look like NGannou v two Cejudos

Going bear
 
Grizzly starts eating the first Gorilla before a tag can even be made.
 
Assuming they fight in an arena style encampment my money would be on the gorillas...

Why:

Grizzly has height

Gorilla has reach

Gorilla has strength

But what it really boils down to is fighting styles

Bears stand their ground as a display of dominance and try to clumsily but effectively grapple, where as even the most stoic of apes dance

The hit and recoil defensive combat gorillas practice would pummel the bear down with the thick skin and bones of the gorilla weathering the majority of blows a bear would inflict while trying to grapple with the ape

Now if it was a KODIAK bear, the result would prolly be different
 
Gorillas don’t stand a chance against a Grizzly, it would be over very quickly.
 
Assuming they fight in an arena style encampment my money would be on the gorillas...

Why:

Grizzly has height

Gorilla has reach

Gorilla has strength

But what it really boils down to is fighting styles

Bears stand their ground as a display of dominance and try to clumsily but effectively grapple, where as even the most stoic of apes dance

The hit and recoil defensive combat gorillas practice would pummel the bear down with the thick skin and bones of the gorilla weathering the majority of blows a bear would inflict while trying to grapple with the ape

Now if it was a KODIAK bear, the result would prolly be different
A grizzled bear is so much stronger than a gorilla it's not even worth discussing. They will shred a rock apart and eat a fossilized dinosaur
 
I’d pay good money to see one prime male silverback gorilla vs a prime male grizzly bear, both roided to the gills. I’d bet on the grizzly based on the teeth & claws, unless the gorilla knows BJJ.
 
A grizzly would casually smash even a large male gorilla. Huge claws, giant skull, teeth, and strength that puts the ape to shame. The bears are also much nastier than gorillas by nature and are built to kill other animals and have enormous endurance. A thick coating of fat and fur doesn't really leave the gorilla many ways to injure the bear either. I know this is a popular matchup online, but it's really lopsided.
 
Leopards fuck Silver Backs up.. a Grizzly brutally dominates 2 Silver Backs without even knowing they were in a fight.
 
If it's not at the same time does it really matter that there are 2?
 
Gorillas eat leaves. They don't have sharp teeth or claws. How exactly are they going to fight the bear? With uppercuts?

The bear could eat one of them while fighting the other one.

The only land animals that stand a chance against a grizzly bear are animals that are just way bigger like elephants or rhinos.

A hippo would be an interesting battle though...
 
A grizzly would casually smash even a large male gorilla. Huge claws, giant skull, teeth, and strength that puts the ape to shame. The bears are also much nastier than gorillas by nature and are built to kill other animals and have enormous endurance. A thick coating of fat and fur doesn't really leave the gorilla many ways to injure the bear either. I know this is a popular matchup online, but it's really lopsided.
What if the gorilla rips the bears jaw off like king kong did to the t rex in the 2004 movie?
 
The Gorilla would fling his shit at the Grizzlies eyes. Bear is blinded by feces, Gorilla shoots for a double leg, and then unleashes Gorilla fist ground and pound. Bear is pummeled to death, Gorilla then walks over to his tag partner, and they go have some beers.
 
Gorillas eat leaves. They don't have sharp teeth or claws.

The actually do have sharp teeth.

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Gorillas, have some sharp canines in spite of being herbivores.

Not saying it'll change the outcome of the fight against a bear.
 
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