Your mama!!!

[THE Red Beard]

I think 2019 I the perfect time to bring back equal opportunity your mama jokes. Everything else is off limits but mamas are open for business!!!!

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.

Yo mama's so fat, her car has stretch marks.

Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama's so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.

Yo mama's so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

Sherbros!!! Give me your best yo mama jokes!!!

 

[HUGHPHUG]

Yo mama's armpit hair is so long, look like she got Bob Marley in a headlock

 

[THE Red Beard]

Yo mama's armpit hair is so long, look like she got Bob Marley in a headlock

I like that it's a classic. Yo mama's pubes are so long it looks like she has Buckwheat in a scissor lock.

 

[HUGHPHUG]

And the best song about Ya Mama jokes

 

[THE Red Beard]

And the best song about Ya Mama jokes

This song was a partial inspiration to this thread. I like you buddy.

 

[HUGHPHUG]

Yo mama's got a wooden leg with a real foot

yo mama so fat she gets group discounts

 

[THE Red Beard]

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/respectful-yo-mama-jokes

Ah shit the SJWs got their hands on my idea and ruined it!!! @Clippy @Medulla Omoplata @Zer @BisexualMMA @Fuzzybabyducks assemble a team to take our jokes back!!!!

 

[THE Red Beard]

Yo mama's got a wooden leg with a real foot

yo mama so fat she gets group discounts

Yo mama is so fat I swerved in my car to avoid hitting her and I ran out of gas.

 

[HUGHPHUG]

Ya mama so fat, when the doctor diagnosed her with a flesh eating disease he also gave her ten years to live

 

[HUGHPHUG]

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/respectful-yo-mama-jokes

Ah shit the SJWs got their hands on my idea and ruined it!!! @Clippy @Medulla Omoplata @Zer @BisexualMMA @Fuzzybabyducks assemble a team to take our jokes back!!!!

what the fuck?

Yo mama is so skilled at coaching basketball she should apply for a job in the NBA.???????????????????????????????????????

 

[Fuzzybabyducks]

Demetrius: Villain, what hast thou done?
Aaron: That which thou canst not undo.
Chiron: Thou hast undone our mother.
Aaron: Villain, I have done thy mother.


- Willy Shakespeare.. -1588

 

[THE Red Beard]

Ya mama so fat, when the doctor diagnosed her with a flesh eating disease he also gave her ten years to live

I lol'd at that one. Yo mama is so old her social security number is 8.

 

[HUGHPHUG]

ya mama so fat, when she talks to herself it's a long distance call

ya mama so fat, when she sings, it's over

 

[THE Red Beard]

what the fuck?

Yo mama is so skilled at coaching basketball she should apply for a job in the NBA.???????????????????????????????????????

It's from 2009 so we have to make up for 10 lost years. This is something the news needs to cover!!! We lost yo mama!!!

Demetrius: Villain, what hast thou done?
Aaron: That which thou canst not undo.
Chiron: Thou hast undone our mother.
Aaron: Villain, I have done thy mother.


- Willy Shakespeare.. -1588

I tagged the right person for the job. Classical period yo mama jokes might be smart enough to throw the SJWs off our scent and then we will have them right where we want them!

 

[THE Red Beard]

ya mama so fat, when she talks to herself it's a long distance call

ya mama so fat, when she sings, it's over

Yo mama is so fat she eats wheat thicks.

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/respectful-yo-mama-jokes

Ah shit the SJWs got their hands on my idea and ruined it!!! @Clippy @Medulla Omoplata @Zer @BisexualMMA @Fuzzybabyducks assemble a team to take our jokes back!!!!

At my age I prefer to make fun of people's wife's instead

 

[Badger67]

Yo mama so fat she tried to do a sit up and rocked herself to sleep.

 

[THE Red Beard]

At my age I prefer to make fun of people's wife's instead

Fair point actually. The worst clap back at a yo mama joke is, "My mom is dead." I had that happen before. I guess we need to have someone do some Intel before we throw out slams.

 

[THE Red Beard]

Yo mama so fat she tried to do a sit up and rocked herself to sleep.

Remember when people used to say, "Your mom wears combat boots!"...wtf did that mean???? Were they saying I had two dad's? Cuz women can't participate in combat. Well on January 24, 2013, Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta removed the military's ban on women serving in combat. So fuck them and their bigotry. My mama could wear combat boots.

 

[guns&moses]

Your mama so fat she puts her belt on with a boomerang.
----she has to iron her clothes in the driveway
----blood type is Ragu
----gave Dracula the diabetes