Your Career & Wife when you were 13 years Old.

[koolinkunming]

It was that chick from C&C Music Factory. I blew many a load to that music video......”give it to me, give it to me, give it to me, give it to me, give it to me, give it to me, give it to me, give it to me......”.

Goddammit, yes.



Career I can’t remember though. That wasn’t the foremost thing on my mind.

 

[LiLoMMA]

NBA player and Mariah Carey

That was going to be my post. Whoa.

 

[LiLoMMA]

man, prime Lohan was an 11 out of 10, shame she was a dumb shit and did drugs, it all went down hill from the first line of coke

 

[ens189]

I loved Liz Hurley as a kid.

Id still tear that shit up just for nostalgia

She’s still my hall pass to this day.

 

[aus101]

Movie star or spy/Bourne identity esque assassin. Wife, Natalie Portman.

Sadly the idea of anything less was too depressing for me to contemplate. Now a steady job and a wife/kids/pets in a nice house in the 'burbs is the dream.

Also seemingly as unattainable a dream in 2017 lol. Sydney house prices making multiple millions a requirement for home ownership in suburbia. (And at least a mil for an apartment anywhere decent).

 

[DaleBoca]

Heartthrob footballer

And

 

[My name is]

Probably wanted to be in porn. I was pretty into ashly banks and this chick i went to school with

 

[aus101]

man, prime Lohan was an 11 out of 10, shame she was a dumb shit and did drugs, it all went down hill from the first line of coke

Pretty sure the hard drug and alcohol (and as her voice attests tobacco) use was her attempts to deal with childhood abuse from her father and who knows how many others.

She was going to self destruct whatever way she could, like so many others with a similar story in Hollywood.

 

[Breakfast Bar]

Faramir; Galadriel.

Hey, I was 13.

 

[boomertx]

PGA Tour
Phoebe Cates: Fast Times era.

 

[Kardashians]

Professional wrestler, maybe in Mexico

John Cena lmao

 

[JAEGERX]

Pretty sure the hard drug and alcohol (and as her voice attests tobacco) use was her attempts to deal with childhood abuse from her father and who knows how many others.

She was going to self destruct whatever way she could, like so many others with a similar story in Hollywood.

boom, so much truth, most of child actors are fucked up when they grow for this reason

 

[HARRISON_3]

When I was 13, I wanted to grow up to be like Billy Baldwin's character in Flatliners.

 

[badascan]

Astronaut
Kelly Kapowski

 

[MT7]

I had a crush on Sarah Michelle Gellar and Natalie Portman when I was 13. I think most of us wanted to be James Bond or Rambo when we were kids.

 

[Winter-John]

Zookeeper. Debbie Harry

 

[Sir Galahad]

A baseball player for the San Francisco Giants married to Erika Christensen.

 

[Eazy123]

When I was 13 I thought I’d be a video game designer and my dream “wife” was a cheerleader in my class (was never into the unnattainable “stars”, always had my eye on the real thing) . She was dating a senior year football player though.

Oddly enough, 15 years later I became friends with the dude when he joined my martial arts class, not realizing at first who he was lol

 

[LuchaBear]

Pro wrestler

Jennifer Lopez

 

[FierceRedBelt]

You dodged a bullet there bud

Huh? She looks great.