You were stuck with me anyway

[DoctorTaco]

Welcome home. Please report to your closest Walmart to get your state issued AR-15, a 72oz small soda, and keys to your Rascal brand mobility scooter.

 

[Hog-train]

but you're proper fucked now. I am now an official US Citizen as of today. The 3.5 hour journey was actually okay, but Fresno fucking sucks. The lady officer was so lovely and I walked out a citizen. Productive day really! I also 100% the test thank fuck even though you only needed 60%.

Grats. You just lost 10 IQ points though.

 

[Osculater]

No, I'm British American,

A real American haha

 

[Starck]

Welcome

 

[PurpleStorm]

but you're proper fucked now. I am now an official US Citizen as of today. The 3.5 hour journey was actually okay, but Fresno fucking sucks. The lady officer was so lovely and I walked out a citizen. Productive day really! I also 100% the test thank fuck even though you only needed 60%.

Congratulations! Wishing you and your loved ones all the best.

 

[dc007]

Obviously I already knew this but again, welcome to 'Merica and buy your first gun right away Lou.

 

[Fedorgasm]

I'm going to need you to buy several guns and gain 75 lbs. Otherwise I'll have to assume you're a spy.

 

[Vil7]

Proper fucking sounds so classy.