You have one absolute decree to be issued to the hole world.

You must tell the truth about your actions
 
Either

Stop following any religion and culture based on said religion

or

Everyone must do sex with a different person each week, switching weekly between women, men, and trannies.
 
The first decree is that you don't talk about it.
The second decree is that you don't talk about it.
 
I am god, everyone must obey me and worship me like the Mohammedans worship that fucking moonstone in Kaaba, and all cute girls between 15-25 has to suck my dick and then take it up the ass without lube.
 
Everyone must get a sherdog account and spend at least a hour a day on the forums

I think we all know how this would make the world a better place
 
Everyone must compete in mma and the whole world gets ranked from #1 - 7 billionth. You fight people ranked within 1,000 of you and climb your way up, or get relegated. Your place in life is determined by your ranking. What is dead may never die.
 
That everyone has to obey, it becomes law for infinity.

What do you say in one sentence to try and most make the world a better place.

Why would this make the world a better place?

I'd say everyone gets a puppy.

There would be no more anger or wars cause you can't be upset when you have a puppy.

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I have never heard of this "hole world". Could you describe it? I need more information in order to craft my decree, thanks.
 
2 IN 1 SHAMPOO/CONDITIONER IS NEITHER AND THOSE WHO BUY IT WILL BE THROWN INTO THE GRAND CANYON


ALSO, THOSE WHO CREATED IT WILL BE BURIED ALIVE




free ice cream every first monday
 
all males should be castrated.
A males penis snd balls are an evil
weapon used on females..
 
people who cannot afford to have kids are sterilized
 
Everyone must speak one language (English) with a Minnesotan accent
or
know the difference between hole and whole.
 
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