Would you rather wake up in a coma after 40yrs or die?

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  1. shanegotu11

    shanegotu11 Brown Belt

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    So your 35. You get in a bad wreck and are in a coma. So, you have two choices.

    A) coma for 40yrs at 35 and wake up at age 75

    Or

    B) die
     
  2. MadSquabbles500

    MadSquabbles500 Gold Belt

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    I rather wake from a coma because I want to live for as long as I can.

    edit, wait does the body age slower? Like can they freeze me so I dont age?
     
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    BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    I would like to die 39 years into my coma.
     
  4. fonzob1

    fonzob1 Red Belt

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    What a fucking choice.

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  5. liljoe

    liljoe Brown Belt

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    In 40 years, 75 will be the new 35. So it will be like you travelled through time.

    I'll take it.
     
  6. SoberAwakening

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    Die...I have to wake up in my mid-70s?! Hell to the naw!

    1) Probably have zero mobility in my legs.
    2) Go down the long laundry list of people close to you who have died
    3) My penis is useless at that point, so why live?!
    4) Technology will be pretty advanced. Screw trying to learn all that.
    5) Penis...completely useless. Only use I'll have for it is to use it as a flap to keep the dust out of my butt crack.
     
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    Die

    * A poll would have been nice.
     
  8. IloveTHIS

    IloveTHIS Red Belt

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    Assuming my body isn't absolutely ruined and useless(it would be...) for sure wake up. It would be indescribably awe inspiring to see what the technology has advanced to, catch up on the history of what's been going on, who the best fighters that came along are, etc...would be fun as hell
     
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  9. DLX

    DLX Bloodstained white belt

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    I want to wake up and see what the future is like.
     
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  10. Tuf_guy

    Tuf_guy Silver Belt

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    How did you know I'm 35?

    Are you the evil wizard people used to start threads about?

    I'm not answering this question. How do I know this isn't a trap to get me to choose between to horrible outcomes?
     
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    I'd rather die.
     
  12. Drain Bamage

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    Maybe for the rich which nobody in your family will be after keeping you on life support for 40 years.
     
  13. Ikuza

    Ikuza Purple Belt

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    Die.
     
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  14. yamahacrasher

    yamahacrasher Blue Belt

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    Live. I'd want to see my children again. Hopefully they would have turned out well.
     
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    At 38 I would rather die, my family would get my life insurance and that would see my kids to a good start. I'd rather they didn't have me hanging on as a ghost they had to feel guilty for. I'd prefer my wife to move on also.
     
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    I would prefer to die...waking up at 75 to discover how old you are and that your parents and most of if not all siblings, family and friends are dead would be horribly.
     
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  17. shanegotu11

    shanegotu11 Brown Belt

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    I cant make polls or I would of.
     
  18. shanegotu11

    shanegotu11 Brown Belt

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  19. Magooglie

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    Waking up in 40 years would be interesting.
     
  20. Fluffernutter

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    How much interest will my savings account accumulate?
     
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