Would prime seagal of lasted In ufc

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  1. Dylanyousonofabitch Double Yellow Card

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    Thst oof cours if he had a ground game?
     
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    have lasted* learn how to English first. Then make 8 threads
     
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    totally dude. aikido is so crazy legit. every ufc fighter would lose to his holiness. they would run at him, he'd step aside and throw them across the octagon like a fish out of water. the end. aikido rules!
     
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    English isn’t your strongest suit then
     
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    It's not even funny to joke about. His art is too dangerous for combat sports. It is JUST to save your own life if you have to.
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    He's not versed in any martial art. Of course he'd get clobbered.
     
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    Silva, Machida and numerous other fighters whose identity can't be exposed owe all of their success to Sensei Seagal's deadly stuff.
     
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  10. Coolidge Afro-Centric At Heart

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    Steven Seagal once killed two men in a bar with just a pencil. A motherfucking pencil.
     
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    That was no John wick. Would of been a sick matchup if no weapons are allowed
     
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    He would be open weight champion to this very day.
     
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    Might have taken the Interim title off of Jeff Speakman, but JCVD would have wrecked him in the Unification match.
     
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    A prime Seagal? When that ever happened??
     
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    i mean he might have made it to the cage once if you consider that lasting
     
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    Wow havnt heard that name on a while.....he actually has some fast hands and was a really athletic guy before he did action movies (highly touted all american diver in school)
     
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    Charlie Brenneman would fuck Seagal up 10/10 times, prime or not lol
     
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    Put him against Gene Lebell.
     
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    Thank you. Nothing screams 'moron' louder than somebody who says would of.
     
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