Worst street fight beatdown.

Getting tea bagged is worse than seven unconscious hits.

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Felony Fights. The Latino southpaw who KO'd the nazi guy and then dropped two or three extra knees on his head when he was already unconscious. The dude claimed he had never been in a fight before when they spoke to him before the fight.

Falcao's buddy who got destroyed outside that gas station.
 
Currently living in San Francisco. Just watched what I think were two homeless guys going at it over god knows what. One knocked out the other and basically stood over him and hit him with 7ish solid punches to the jaw before getting pushed away. Dudes head was just bouncing off the ground. Might have killed the guy in all honesty. There was a big crowd of people so i assume someone called an ambulance

My group got the hell out of there right after that though. Ive seen some street fights in my life but that was bad.

Brutal stuff. Any stories?

where in san francisco? i live here.
 
Attending the law school at USF right now. Living close to Golden Gate park. But the fight was on Haight Street

ah, gotcha. know exactly the area you're talking about. dude, the haight can get really crazy, especially upper-haight next to the park. have seen a few fights on the buses as well. tons of drug-deals happen up there.
 
Ive been involved in two street fights in my life.

Got my arm broken in one. And stabbed in the second.

Never fight in the streets kids.

Maybe you're just bad at fighting?

I saw a lot of pretty bad street fighting when I was a bouncer for a huge club downtown. Worst incidents I can think of not involving firearms?

Watched a dude get his head cracked open on cement and his brains started leaking out. He died and the guy who hit him once and knocked him out got away with it.

Watched a drunk guy pull a razor blade out and threaten another guy in the parking lot. The guy with the razor got jumped by the other guy's friends from behind and ended up getting most of his front teeth kicked out of his face. He was fucked up.

And the best one was a friend I worked with was the security manager for the owner of the club, who also owned several other clubs. This well known business owner downtown showed up at a new club one night and was denied entry for dress code. So he started talking shit about everyone and the owners in front of the crowd. My friend heard about it and when that guy showed up to another club they owned, he pulled up. He hopped out of his car and went straight inside without speaking to anyone, found the guy in the bathroom and stomped the ever living shit out of him. Then he turned around and left without ever saying a single word to anyone. Like he fucked him up so bad that he wouldn't leave the bathroom without a police escort out. Those club owners weren't the ones to be fucked with or disrespected in public. They are legitimately mobbed up and that guy learned the hard way.

Other than that, the worst personal street fight I was involved in was in Philly. Leaving a bar with some friends I was in the Marine Corps infantry with and we pulled down an alley to get back on the highway to go home. Some dude steps out in front of the car making us slam on the brakes. He hits the hood of my car like we were in the wrong for him stepping out in front of us. He steps off to the side of the car after words are exchanged, and pulls out a fucking pipe. As we pass him, he smashed out the back windshield of my car. The driver got scared and took off until I got him to stop. I was drunk and in the front passenger seat, which had a hammer laying in it. I figured if he had a pipe, I get a hammer and it's even. I hopped out and walked like 40 yards back to him in the alley. At that point, he's at his truck that's parked where it happened and sees me walking up to him. So he comes up to me and I smacked the shit out of him in the chest with the hammer. He gets this look on his face like he realizes how fucked he is and holds his arms up to protect himself. I swung it again and hit him in the arm. Then my other friend gets there by this point and kicks him square in the back like Leonidas from 300 when he kicked those dudes in the hole. He falls straight at me and I whacked him in the face, which put him on the ground. He jumps up with blood pouring down his face and takes off down the alley away from us. Then I turned towards his truck and broke every mirror and glass he had before banging his car hood in a few good times. Cops come and we hear sirens in the distance. We run and ditch the weapon. Get back to the car just as police show up. Hide in the car because we're missing one person. Police officer in street looking at the scene notices our car. We then take off and peel the fuck out of there before he gets to our car. Hide out behind a business until we can find our missing friend. He shows up and we leave. Next day I replace the broken back glass and leave the state. I checked the news for several weeks after that as I thought I was going to prison for attempted murder or something. Luckily nothing ever came of it and it's now well passed the statue of limitations for that shit otherwise I wouldn't tell the story.
 
ah, gotcha. know exactly the area you're talking about. dude, the haight can get really crazy, especially upper-haight next to the park. have seen a few fights on the buses as well. tons of drug-deals happen up there.
Yeah. I like going out to Haight just to drink and relax with a group but sometimes it can just get really wild.

I like the atmosphere and everything but its probably better to go to mission or the wharf area, if your not trying to get into a fight or bothered.
 
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Maybe you're just bad at fighting?
arm broke from my elbow being the first thing to hit the ground when the dude double legged me...

i cant help the street is made of concrete dude...

And second. I got stabbed with a 12 inch kitchen knife in the gut. And to be honest, i only didnt die, because i was able to jump back with my hips and hold the guys arm from above (it was an uppercut knife move). So the knife only went in a couple inches. Still have the scar.

It was actually a pretty slick move from my part. So, stfu dude.

Didnt read the rest of the wall of text.

And at no point i bragged about my fighting skills here. And i was not the one to start the fight both times.
 
arm broke from my elbow being the first thing to hit the ground when the dude double legged me...

i cant help the street is made of concrete dude...

And second. I got stabbed with a 12 inch kitchen knife in the gut. And to be honest, i only didnt die, because i was able to jump back with my hips and hold the guys arm from above (it was an uppercut knife move).

It was actually a pretty slick move from my part. So, stfu dude.

Didnt read the rest of the wall of text.


So you got taken down and broke your arm in one fight and let a dude stab you in another fight, but you're good at fighting?

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So you got taken down and broke your arm in one fight and let a dude stab you in another fight, but you're good at fighting?

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no im not saying im good at fighting... you are the one trying to say im not.

based on things that were out of my control.

im just explaining why these assumptions are stupid, because there are things you cant control and therefore you should never fight in the streets

but go on with your meathead mentality, and die fighting in the streets.

ill be laughing and dancing on top of your grave
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Yeah. I like going out to Haight just to drink and relax with a group but sometimes it can just get really wild.

I like the atmosphere and everything but its probably better to go to mission or the wharf area, if your not trying to get into a fight or bothered.

even the mission can get a bit sketch, like around the bart stations. the wharf or downtown are definitely your best bets. or the marina.
 
no im not saying im good at fighting... you are the one trying to say im not.

based on things that were out of my control.

im just explaining why these assumptions are stupid, because there are things you cant control and therefore you should never fight in the streets

but go on with your meathead mentality, and die fighting in the streets.

ill be laughing and dancing on top of your grave
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I haven't been into a fight in years. I'm too old for that now and I carry a pistol. So if it's anything, I'll have shot someone for fucking with me.

And yes, getting taken down like a bitch and having your arm broken then later getting shanked by a kitchen knife is absolutely out of your control when you're a bad fighter. If you were good at fighting you would have controlled that.
 
And yes, getting taken down like a bitch and having your arm broken then later getting shanked by a kitchen knife is absolutely out of your control when you're a bad fighter. If you were good at fighting you would have controlled that.
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You know what is under your control? Learning how to read, but apparently you are too dumb for that either.

I hope you feel almighty safe with your pistol. I expect it makes you feel better for having such a small dick.

Good riddance
 
no im not saying im good at fighting... you are the one trying to say im not.

based on things that were out of my control.

im just explaining why these assumptions are stupid, because there are things you cant control and therefore you should never fight in the streets

but go on with your meathead mentality, and die fighting in the streets.

ill be laughing and dancing on top of your grave
<Moves>
Getting taken down was not out of your control
Neither was landing on your elbow as you went down
 
Getting taken down was not out of your control
Neither was landing on your elbow as you went down
You better have 100% takedown defence playa

But what i meant by that is you have no control over how solid is the ground below you at the time a fight breaks out. Ill give you the falling on my elbow thing. I could probably have avoided that if i was a pro at this.

Its amusing how often people on sherdog act though like they could probably beat up jon jones or something

lel
 
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You know what is under your control? Learning how to read, but apparently you are too dumb for that either.

I hope you feel almighty safe with your pistol. I expect it makes you feel better for having such a small dick.

Good riddance

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I can read perfectly fine. I'm reading your post about how you're making excuses for letting two people fuck you up in the street because you're a shitty fighter. Also, why are you insulting my reading ability when you clearly posted that reading my paragraph was too much effort for you?

No, I don't necessarily feel safe just because I have a firearm although I feel safer than if I didn't. And actually having a firearm has saved my life during a shooting before.

Why are you checking out my dick size homo? I'm a grower not a shower.
 
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You better have 100% takedown defence playa

But what i meant by that is you have no control over how solid is the ground below you at the time a fight breaks out. Ill give you the falling on my elbow thing. I could probably have avoided that if i was a pro at this.

Its amusing how often people on sherdog act though like they could probably beat up jon jones or something

lel
How am I acting like I could beat up anyone?
I simply stated a fact
 
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