Why cant i do anything?

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  1. tonysmasseuse

    tonysmasseuse Green Belt

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    Yup

    There's probably more to zen than just sitting, lol, but 'nothingness' and 'just being' without any preconceived notions that things should or shouldn't be a certain way, is a big ingredient.
     
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  2. loyalyolayal

    loyalyolayal Gold Belt

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    Only if you fight it.
     
  3. PommyBen

    PommyBen Wistfull With A Fist-Full

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  4. MMA since 1993

    MMA since 1993 ____________

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  5. dog y

    dog y The original dog

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    You sound fat. Get up.
     
  6. Fedorgasm

    Fedorgasm Silver Belt

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    Find hole

    Insert penis


    There is no further meaning to life
     
  7. cocksure

    cocksure Red Belt

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    A study, by scientists from Florida Gulf Coast University, found people with a high IQ rarely get bored, leading them to spend more time lost in thought.
    It suggested less intelligent people are more prone to boredom, leading them to do more physical activity as a result.
     
  8. I Am Legion

    I Am Legion Black Belt

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    Sounds lazy to me.
     
  9. MillingMeSoftly

    MillingMeSoftly Blue Belt

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    you need to ban yourself

    get away from this place

    post porn

    you'll thank me later when you have a job and a gf
     
  10. tmnpothead

    tmnpothead Teenage Mutant Ninja Pothead

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    I've always wanted one of those!
     
  11. JuniorSonGoku

    JuniorSonGoku Purple Belt

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    Have you tried jerkin it in the woods? Just watch out for trail cams.
     
  12. Tuf_guy

    Tuf_guy Silver Belt

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    Have you gotten up to go to the bathroom and shutter the blinds since starting this thread?
     
  13. PommyBen

    PommyBen Wistfull With A Fist-Full

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    Yeah I been up. It wasn't pleasant
     
  14. AgentSmecker

    AgentSmecker Brown Belt

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  15. M3t4tr0n

    M3t4tr0n Globalist Deep State Soros Bot

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    Do some cocaine
     
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    Mike Apathetic Belt

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    Sounds like the weed was extra strong this time.
     
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    Tuf_guy Silver Belt

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    You gotta get moving, man. Shift the momentum.
     
  18. PommyBen

    PommyBen Wistfull With A Fist-Full

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    I been trying. ... as Warren oats famously said 'come on ya lazy bastards'
     

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