Why aren’t people in awe of my cat?

[Koro_11]

That little fucker takes more lives every year than any big cat out there (mice, birds, rabbits, insects, and just about anything that walks, flys or crawls and is smaller than him). He’s as agile and impressive as any predator out there, and watching him hunt and pounce on his prey is awe inspiring.

So how come people are all impressed by tigers and lions and leopards?

Oh yeah, it’s cause in the real world my cat would get eaten by them.

Yes, the smaller weight classes matter less, just the way it is in the jungle.

 

[Headkicktoleg]

because cats fucking suck

 

[Übermacht]

Analogy game on point, TS.

 

[ArkhamAsylum]

 

[MadDogMahoney]

Cats don't train UFC brah

 

[SSgt Dickweed]

That little fucker takes more lives every year than any big cat out there (mice, birds, rabbits, insects, and just about anything that walks, flys or crawls and is smaller than him). He’s as agile and impressive as any predator out there, and watching him hunt and pounce on his prey is awe inspiring.

So how come people are all impressed by tigers and lions and leopards?

Oh yeah, it’s cause I’m the real world my cat would get eaten by them.

Yes, the smaller weight classes matter less, just the way it is in the jungle.

Show me your pussy and let me judge from there.

 

[bolly32]

Show me your pussy and let me judge from there.

 

[Why So Serious]

 

[Chagaev]

Your cat's ducking TJ.

 

[csroster]

The fuck are you talking about? This isn't the open weight division take this shit back to the WWE

 

[bigconan]

because cats fucking suck

I'm an animal lover and love all animals equally but cats are gods on this planet...how anyone could look at a male lion and not think that animal is a freaken god, are extremely retarded.

 

[Headkicktoleg]

I'm an animal lover and love all animals equally but cats are gods on this planet...how anyone could look at a male lion and not think that animal is a freaken god, are extremely retarded.

we are talking about house cats here.

 

[Kyler Ruxin]

That little fucker takes more lives every year than any big cat out there (mice, birds, rabbits, insects, and just about anything that walks, flys or crawls and is smaller than him)

Your cat is the Jon Jones of animals.

If he wants to impress me, he'll stop ducking animals his own size.

 

[bigconan]

we are talking about house cats here.

cats are cats...if you ever watch a lion roll around and play...they act the same exact way as a house cat...except they will kill you in seconds....

 

[Headkicktoleg]

cats are cats...if you ever watch a lion roll around and play...they act the same exact way as a house cat...except they will kill you in seconds....

do you look at a chihuahua and a pitbull the same

 

[waldywaldy]

My whole team will fucking beat your whole teams ass, how about that!

 

[Mmaprovost]

I hate cats. Your's is going to get hantavirus.

 

[PeterGriffin]

This thread started out slow, but turned around nicely.

 

[Pancake Sprawl]

That little fucker takes more lives every year than any big cat out there (mice, birds, rabbits, insects, and just about anything that walks, flys or crawls and is smaller than him). He’s as agile and impressive as any predator out there, and watching him hunt and pounce on his prey is awe inspiring.

So how come people are all impressed by tigers and lions and leopards?

Oh yeah, it’s cause I’m the real world my cat would get eaten by them.

Yes, the smaller weight classes matter less, just the way it is in the jungle.

they're impressive because large predatory animals are rare, you can go to any back alley and find a house cat.

 

[Sharkhunter]

because cats fucking suck

this, selfish little bastards