Which celebrity has the craziest stories?

[TheChance]

Shit, just stories about Ozzy are funny even in books not his.

The time Sharon forced everyone on tour into a no alcohol / partying during tour is particularly funny. Zack Wylde apparently filled a bunch of o'doulls non alcoholic beer bottles with Guinness so he could hide it in plain sight. While he was doing his drum solo, Ozzy apparently saw them and decided to try one.

After Zach was coming out back from his solo, apparently Ozzy was 3 deep and said "Zack! These o'doulls are fucking great. I almost feel like I have a fucking buzz going!"

I find that odd since Zakk Wylde isn't a drummer.

Also I nominate David Alan Coe.

 

[Halifax]

I find that odd since Zakk Wylde isn't a drummer.

Also I nominate David Alan Coe.

I don't know why I said drum there.

I'm going to quote right from the book lol


Zakk then told me how Sharon had imposed a backstage ban on alcohol in an effort to keep Oz on the wagon, so Zakk bought cases of O’Doul’s nonalcoholic beer and replaced the beer in each bottle with Heineken. His plan to stay tipsy worked great, until one night he was in the middle of a fifteen-minute guitar solo while Ozzy watched him from the side of the stage and decided to sip on one of the O’Doul’s. By the time Zakk finished his solo, Ozzy had drunk three of them and told him, “Zakk, these O’Doul’s taste pretty fucking good, man. I almost feel like I’ve got a fucking buzz on!”

 

[Bacco]

Christopher Lee
Andre the Giant
Bruce Lee
Chars Bronson
Nicholas Cage

 

[Lycandroid]

 

[Via Heeto]

Randy Quaid

 

[GearSolidMetal]

fought Gandalf AND Anakin Skywalker

...and made both his bitches.

 

[steeldragon]

If we're counting talking shit and not fact the hulkster has to be up there being asked to play base for Metallica fighting in pride and wrestling 380 days in one year or some shit.

 

[Plissken]

Klaus Kinski, both in his words and what everyone else has said about him.

 

[PurpleStorm]

Klaus Kinski, both in his words and what everyone else has said about him.

Have you seen the Werner Herzog documentary about Kinski? I think it's called My Best Fiend. Come to think of it Herzog has some great stories as well, like when he ate a shoe after losing a bet.

 

[Simple Southerner]

 

[Flower2dPeople]

Sharon Tate?

 

[Prutfis]

Ozzy and Keith Richards

 

[MLarson]

John Holmes

 

[SSgt Dickweed]

Steve-O/Mike Tyson.

 

[Otto!]

The Rock’s success story is pretty inspiring. Going from sleeping on a mattress fished out of a dumpster to the star that he is today is pretty crazy.

 

[Neck&Neck]

Katt Williams says some crazy shit, lol

 

[Thrawn33]

I was going to name him, I read it too, and the one by the guy in my av. I think Ozzy was even a bit too crazy for the Motley Crue boys, that means you're off your trolley!

Ozzy for sure. It's a miracle he's still alive.

 

[jx820]

Audie Murphy no question at all for me.

Audie Murphy - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

This is the correct answer. They guy was such a badass they had to tame down his story for the movies because reality was too unrealistic for hollywood.

Apparently he was so short because his body put all it's engery into growing the biggest balls in history.

 

[jx820]

I bet Steve Irwin is somewhere near the top of the list. That guy's 9 to 5 was crazier than any "Oh I did drugs with a hooker and got arrested" story in hollywood history.

 

[Travis Alexander]

Tupac Shakur. His life was short lived as he died when he was 25. Although his fame and turbulent lifestyle live in infamy.

Tupac Shakur's Craziest Moments [Poll] - XXL

From shooting off-duty police officers to receiving oral sex on the dance floor, XXLMag.com looks back at Tupac Shakur's 15 craziest moments...

www.xxlmag.com

These are just a few that can be proven:

Everything from shooting dirty cops.

Knocking out famous Hollywood directors.

Starting a small scale civil war between east and west coast.

Getting head on the dance floor of crowded clubs.

Being shot 5 times at recording studios.

Jumping rival gang members in crowded Vegas casinos.

Spitting at reporters as he walks out of jail.

…and many more including literally everything surrounding his death. The list goes on and on.