What’s up with this Dern hype?

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  1. ritchest_eva

    ritchest_eva Blue Belt

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    I’ve been seeing a lot of hype on Dern lately leading up to UFC 222. Anyone think she’s for real and going to be able to have the skills to hang? Or is she another pretty face ala PVZ that’s easy to promote?
     
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    Aslan Banned Banned

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    Would.
     
  3. Arm Barbarian

    Arm Barbarian Steel Belt Platinum Member

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    THICC chick, with legit Jitz.

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    Typrune Goatley Black Belt

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    World BJJ champ.

    Still working on the rest of her game but at least she is high level in at least one area
     
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    Calipwnia Purple Belt

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    She’s the female Sage. There’s always a place in mma for that type
     
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    Hihlosis Rap Legionaire!

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    I'd bang.
     
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    Quietus Purple Belt

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    whether she can hang is actually not that important, what matters is she's attractive, so she will get unlimited chances to succeed, and if they feed her cans she could go on a Ronda-esque win streak using BJJ.
     
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    joeyjoejoe Silver Belt

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    New booty for the WMMA scene, that’s about it. Her grappling is supposed to be tight though.
     
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    loyalyolayal Gold Belt

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    Purple belt Dern was the goat Dern.

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  10. Which Doctor

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    I love it how she talks like a gangster from a 30s - 40s mobster flick.

    "Nyah see, I'm Mackenzie Dern, nyah. I'm pretty much like, totally Brazilian, see, nyah. I'm every BJJ nerds wet dream, see. I'm Helio w/ tits, nyah, see."
     
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    Please provide proof? Her pancake ass and b cups dont mean she's thick.
     
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    Once ever....

    Booty.
     
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    tenor-8(1).gif Nuff said
     
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    Time for a new bifocal prescription bruv

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  15. dragovic

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    She failed big time in ADCC last year. Super much overhyped.
     
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    Proceeds to prove me right, angles and lordosis doesnt mean she's thick. Again pancake ass and b cups.

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    Arm Barbarian Steel Belt Platinum Member

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    Gotta get them eyes checked bro. Seriously.
     
  18. mkess101

    mkess101 85 or bust...

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    Focusing on trying to be an MMA fighter. The pure grappling slips a bit LOL.

    I think she's proven her grappling chops previously though...
     
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    MastiffMike The BIG dog is here

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    Proof? How about the number of times she's missed weight?

    That at least proves that she's carrying more fat than she should (and that she's completely unprofessional).

    She's a BJJ'er that realzied there's more money to be made in mma, and so she's just trying to cash in. She doesn't take mma seriously enough to be very successful, gets out muscled by smaller lighter weight girls, and struggles to submit complete novices, but they'll feed her cans and she'll win a few (then lose a bunch before being cut/retiring).

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  20. MadDogMahoney

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    She ain't thick (might be "sherdog thick" though)
    Those ain't B-cups
    Her and PVZ ain't pretty

    Fight me.
     
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