What’s more douchey: man bun or handlebar moustache?

[Sakuraba is #1]

Both of these trends look ridiculous, but which is worse?

 

[Death By Samson]

Man bun by a mile.

 

[MusterX]

Man bun is infinitely worse than handlebar mustache.

 

[FacePunch]

I live in Portland Oregon, I see hundreds - nay, thousands of each every day. The answer to this queery is man bun.

 

[spin]

Worrying about how other men are looking

 

[ClubFoot]

Don't knock the tasch.

 

[Jimmy Jazz]

man bun is so their boyfriends have something hold onto while they bang them.

 

[Death By Samson]

Don't knock the tasch.

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Those aren't the mustaches that he is talking about.

He is talking about this.

The handlebar mustache.

 

[Jesus X]

man bun plus the handlebar mustache

 

[Jack Reacheround]

Man bun without a doubt.

 

[HomerThompson]

Moustache.

 

[D Train]

The mustache seems so pretentious to me.

 

[Zer]

Those aren't the mustaches that he is talking about.

He is talking about this.

The handlebar mustache.

Gotta be the moustache

 

[BisexualMMA]

Let's see...

Or a dude with his hair in a fucking bun.

 

[Jumpy]

Those aren't the mustaches that he is talking about.

He is talking about this.

The handlebar mustache.

... That isn't what comes to mind when I think of a handlebar mustache.

Now, Hogan on the other hand, personifies what a real handlebar stache is all about, brother.

 

[Ceez]

En espanol

Los dos

 

[Magooglie]

Handlebar moustache.

... That isn't what comes to mind when I think of a handlebar mustache.

Now, Hogan on the other hand, personifies what a real handlebar stache is all about, brother.

That's a horseshoe moustache

 

[Jumpy]

Handlebar moustache.



That's a horseshoe moustache

Sadly, I know this, but it's what come to mind when I think of a handlebar mustache. I think because they'd call it that in wrasslin'.

 

[FyrFytr998]

Man buns. Definitely man buns.

 

[Rhood]

Well lets see......
Feminine male vs Alpha male

Is it really that hard for you to choose?