violent accident at AnalTech, foul odour released

[JosephDredd]

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nat...source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=NYDailyNewsTw

It was an unforgettable day at the memorably-named company AnalTech.

At approximately 6:30 a.m. Monday, a car crash involving two pickup trucks sent one of the vehicles inside the AnalTech building of Newark, Del., leaving a giant hole.

The truck damaged the facility's laboratory and caused an odor to emanate from the cavity, WDEL reports.

Accordingly, first responders alerted the Department of Natural Resources and Environmental Control, which brought in a HazMat team to handle any leaks.

In an email sent to the Houston Chronicle, a spokesperson revealed, "In 1964, the company paid a marketing firm to come up with a different name. They said, 'Well, you guys do Analytical Technology – why don’t you put the two words together and call it ‘AnalTech!' ”

The staff is primarily composed of analysists/therapists.

Spoiler

 

[mushishi]

 

[TheTimeIsNotNow]

 

[neverwas]

um,yeah?

 

[Papawash]

 

[Joe Wong]

 

[Abazzdeboom]

 

[Augustus Caesar]

 

[Deleted member 220895]

I bet it smells better than the sewage plant in Mianus.

 

[Rimbaud82]

 

[faustian]

 

[Kneepocalypse]

Shitty company

 

[MadSquabbles500]

How do you come across such news like this? Do you just yahoo words like anal odor, news related to anus?

 

[freaky]

F U, TS...I'm laughing way too hard right now at work. Fuck!! Can't believe they paid someone to name them AnalTech...I'm an ANALists working at AnalTech.

 

[JinKazama]

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nat...source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=NYDailyNewsTw





The staff is primarily composed of analysists/therapists.

Spoiler

wow a whole dept of anal-rapists

 

[Sir Galahad]

The other anal thread mysteriously disappeared.

 

[xbone19]

Revenge of the shit

 

[MissElizabeth]

. . . The Onion, right?

No?

Wow.

Going now.

 

[loyalyolayal]

 

[pinger]

What a bunch of assholes