Try and sell the idea of a premimum sherdog membership

[13 others]

I wanna have a cool green name but I dont know if I actually want to do it. What kind of perks can I look forward to.

How much $ do I have to pay to ban someone?

 

[ToxicShocker]

Its kinda like the cult in eyes wide shut but also a circle jerk with people who have $10

 

[My name is]

Just pay the money and shut up

 

[Jim Bob]

 

[CrimsonFan]

Listen Mr.13 others, here's what I can do for you for just $10.

You know that boring white user name that appears with your post.. how would you like it to be, green

 

[Augustus Caesar]

You will be eligible to sign up for a chance to win a free sherdog bumper sticker.

 

[jefferz]

You get to eat lunch at at the cool kids table.

 

[faustian]

You don't get all the ads and you're allowed to post racist stuff. Overall a very luxurious sherdogging experience.

 

[Deleted member 220895]

You get United Airline miles per post.

 

[Guestx]

What's this from?

 

[Augustus Caesar]

What's this from?

Napoleon Dynamite

 

[mushishi]

 

[13 others]

Will I be given more leeway to break the rules since I am a paying member?

 

[Jim Bob]

What's this from?

It's from Napoleon Dynamite.

 

[trolololol]

Will I be given more leeway to break the rules since I am a paying member?

Yes.

 

[xcvbn]

You don't get all the ads and you're allowed to post racist stuff. Overall a very luxurious sherdogging experience.

With this new information I must reconsider my refusal of paying to post.

 

[Pwent]

Will I be given more leeway to break the rules since I am a paying member?

its literally the only reason @Fawlty is here despite being banned 3x for being a racist

you can also make polls and you dont get those full page ads

the plat subforum is boring and dead tho

idk, im not poor so the $10 doesnt really matter

 

[hiphopnazi]

You instantly become 6'3 and can bench de 365 and train UFC.

 

[Jack Reacheround]

Do you know how wet it makes Asian girls when you tell them you went platinum on sherdog? You drop a line like that on any girl and she'll be on your dick before you even have a chance to tell her you're a white supremacist.

 

[Fawlty]

Try around late June/early July. Plats is coming back. I got this.