The UFC 217 hangover

[DWAYNEAMERICA]

That card was goddamn good that I'm feeling completely and utterly "meh" about the future of UFC cards. Anyone else feeling this way? Like you just can't seem to get hyped for any possible match-ups on the docket?

It's as if I woke up from getting super loaded at the best party in years where I banged a super model, and now it's the standard I will hold all future parties too. Knowing I'm going to be disappointed with lacklustre fights and will likely have to settle for a sloppy handy-j from a fat chick in the parking lot of a Dave & Busters

Ya feel me?

 

[Otto!]

I hear you brother, 217 was definitely as exciting as it gets.

In the meantime, while we wait for another good card, here’s a fight clip to keep your heart rate up.

 

[DWAYNEAMERICA]

Wastelanded?

Oh c'mon mods

 

[Bend NvR Break]

218 is a fantastic card. Might actually be better than 217.

 

[g*r*b]

The secret of happiness is having low standards.