Are you paying attention? I love the original. Its one of my "Anywhere, anytime" movies. I've shown the movie to several people (always with a few beers, of course) and its hilarious fun every time.
But the movie is trash. It might be the best example of a movie that so perfectly finds that infinitesimally small "so bad it's good" space on the quality scale.
Honestly, you lost cred at the original had better fight scenes. I mean, really. I dont think you remember any of them. The Hill-Billy Death Claw was a nice touch but everything else is just like the rest of the movie.
If you had someone who had never seen either movie, and compared any fight scene from this movie to literally any fight scene from the original I'd wager close to 100% would say the remake. For Gods sake, man, the main villain pole vaults with a broken pool cue.