The Heavies Awards 2016 - Best Poster Nominations

[NightwingBJJ]

My favorite TL;DR Essay Authors are @One MMA Fan & @TimingBeatsSpeed

 

[Deleted member 453401]

Are you telling me that @Rex Kwon Do , @Coolidge , myself, @IngaVovchanchyn , @Arm Barbarian, @BRASIL WAND, @Hans Gercmiov etc. have not made the shortlist? This award show is rigged! Or, it lives up to The Heavies standard of logic that we all know and love/hate

 

[Chramelated]

Where the fuck is this guy, his cubicle has been empty for weeks... please fire him when you have a sec. Thanks.

lel, I fired him a long time ago. Was crying about something called a "lunch break" or some shit.

 

[Threetrees]

I hope I don't get banned for this... but I have it on god authority that this is @thatKid irl.

Sorry to leak your private pic bro!

That dude is much too beautiful to be me

 

[Chramelated]

That dude is much too beautiful to be me

you should see his layup when he's wide open, thing of a beauty

 

[Threetrees]

Plus @Pixelated I can actually play basketball

 

[Threetrees]

you should see his layup when he's wide open, thing of a beauty

 

[Thesnake101]

Who was that dude that got really rustled during the "Incredulous Cormier" thread? He should be nominated as the greatest poster of the decade imo.

 

[Jermei]

I nominate @Drunk Bum For always keeping it real.

 

[Chramelated]

@KONE


@Pixelated is a big bitch who has yet to provide me with his job proof

what in the actual fuсk?

 

[MMA]

All of the posters listed in the OP are fucking doodoo

 

[KONE]

Are you telling me that @Rex Kwon Do , @Coolidge , myself, @IngaVovchanchyn , @Arm Barbarian, @BRASIL WAND, @Hans Gercmiov etc. have not made the shortlist? This award show is rigged! Or, it lives up to The Heavies standard of logic that we all know and love/hate

You can be my backup just in case I can't fulfill my merciless shitposting duties

 

[Chramelated]

All of the posters listed in the OP are fucking doodoo

I mean, you're not wrong.

 

[LiLoMMA]

How much did you pay him to spout such nonsense?

Oh yeah, I'm like those paid trolls. The UFC couldn't afford me so I switched to @Jermei .
GTFO

 

[Drake]

& @TimingBeatsSpeed

 

[NightwingBJJ]

I also nominate my sisters for being lovely and destroying my notification with "Likes"

@MmaGirl10
@NinjaNiK
@MonkeyGirl

 

[Threetrees]

All of the posters listed in the OP are fucking doodoo

No shit

but they're OUR doodoo

 

[Coolidge]

@IngaVovchanchyn

 

[Why So Serious]

@Bobby Boulders has a nice edge and deserves a nom.

 

[Thesnake101]

Anyways, I have to go to sleep now. I need to wake up early so that I can think of excuses to not go to prep school tomorrow.

Fuck all of you (except you canadians like @Sonny Qc, because I have a thing for them. Feel free to pm nudes whenever you want) and have a good one.