I have yet to sit through this entire film.
Caught the stage reading, and pretty much hated it. Caught the first twenty minutes of the film and hated it. Caught the last twenty minutes of the film and hated it.
It seems egregiously self-aware, and if there's anyone who can sell any dialogue ...it sure as hell ain't Walt Goggins, the four dollar bill of actors. At the end there the film goes into slow-motion and then resumes speed -- but while everyone starts talking back to normal, Sam Jackson's still on slo-mo. I guess that's a reference to an earlier point in the film, so maybe it would have been funnier and appropriate had I watched it the whole way through.
But fat chance of that happening.
The reaction from Phoebe Cates? That's genuine.
The comically gigantic penis Judge Reinhold used, to which she is reacting but was not foretold, was not.
