Spacetime the Salsa Kid

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  1. William Huggins

    William Huggins Blue Belt

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    @spacetime

    Serious question, why don't you take up Salsa dancing?

    It might help with your rhythm, timing and hips.......it's also good for the opposite sex........gets you out to meet different types of people, Etc.
     
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    Bruce lee was a salsa champ. Spacetime will smash the competition.
    In all seriousness though this is a really good idea for anyone with some time and money
     
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    The opposite sex will not be impressed by the constant mess in his room.
     
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    That's called being a man.
     
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  7. William Huggins

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    I'm not trying to use this thread to bash @spacetime. I just want him to get out more and experience the world a bit, that's why I suggested the Salsa dancing, sort of kills 2 birds with 1 stone, aids socialising and training at the same time, with people that are of a different mind set than people in a Gym have.
     
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    If Bruce Lee did it...
     
  10. William Huggins

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    Let's just try and work on getting a date first, before we think about getting them home........
     
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    is that how it's done. i knew i was missing something. i usually end up with some dirty skank that drags me home from the pub, although there hasn't been enough of that happening lately. i even got laid once by asking a lesbian to teach me to go down on chicks properly. argh, the god old days. these days i just get to wake up with a face more fucked than it already was, lamenting my stupidity. i think quitting drinking could be a wise move.
     
  12. William Huggins

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    Dirty skanks don't count but I will give you the Lesbian one, as long as it was the feminine lipstick type?!?!?
     
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    Based on the way he walks up to the camera in one of his videos... I thought he was... well, you know...
     
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    she was alright. one of the better ones i have ever had actually. what kind of dancing do you recommend to retards with two left feet and a very low tolerance for alcohol. my preferred style of dancing was always the hillbilly headstomp, but that shit doesn't impress the chicks and keeps really getting me in shit.
     
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    Because it's incredibly gay
     
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    just salsa or other forms of dancing? newsflash "women bitten while feeding sharks".
     
  17. William Huggins

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    Anything that involves swiveling the hips really and also involves the arms........
     
  18. William Huggins

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    Hmmmmm......you don't sound very educated in the ways of females.......are you still in your early 20's??
     
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    I will turn 29 soon. What kind of a weasel move is it to take dance classes to meet chicks?
     
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    I'd rather be a weasel getting laid and meeting people than a lion not getting any.
     

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