Someone spiked JDS's Rogaine

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    Poor guy. Just let him fight so he can get koed by Cheick Kongo's bigger meaner brother N'gannou
     
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    That joke probably sounded better in your head.
     
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    They spiked it with canned bullchit because JDS' hair has been in shambles for the last 10 years.
     
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    Dick pills, skin cream.

    Hair regrowth cream is the next logical scapegoat.
     
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    His protein powder was clearly tainted bro.
     
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    Everyone is for drug testing until their favorite fighter gets popped...
     
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    Someone spiked his creatine
     
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    Probably better for him that he getting popped by Usada, then being viciously murdered by Francis Ngannou.
     
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    The day DC gets popped is the day I take to the streets.
     
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    Big Ben Rothwell fully recovered.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Junior Dos Steroids.
    Junior Dos Stanozolol.
    Junior Dos Sustanon.

    So many options. I don't know which one to pick.
     
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    Its gotta be viagra...
    Cut JDS some slack, we'd all need viagra in his place :

    [​IMG]
     
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    Someone steroided his steroids
     
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    That is his ex wife. The new one is hot.
     
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    First one. Sometimes simple is best.
     
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    Everybody is on steroids.
     
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    Wtf is wrong wth rogan seriously he's very odd
     
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