Sleepwalk's "Watching Wrestling With Non-Fans" | Page 2

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  1. sleepwalk pork roll, egg and cheese belt

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    Doing a two-nighter in Lancaster, PA. Put the kids to bed and watched NXT Takeover: Brooklyn III with my long-suffering wife. Wrote a song about it. Like to hear It? Here it go.

    Cien Almas vs Johnny Gargano
    Zuli: "I don't like her. She reminds me of [trophy wife of guy she hates.]

    "Did he just running smash his dick into the little guy's face?"

    "Look at the T-shirt and the other guy is gonna oooooh!"

    Almas' finisher: "Geez! His neck!"

    Authors of Pain vs Sanity
    Nikki Cross banging against the ropes: "Her chest is going to hurt later."

    Authors of Pain come out:
    "Hello, terrorists."
    "Are they wearing dinosaur helmets?"
    "Tokka and Razar like in Ninja Turtles?"

    Nikki's table bump: "Now her chest is going to hurt. She knew what she was getting into."

    Bobby Fish and Kyle O'Reilly come out:
    Her: "Who are these guys?"
    Me: "Kyle O'Reilly and Bobby Fish. Really good tag team."

    Hideo Itami vs Alistair Black
    JR comes out: "Who is he? An old football player or something?"

    Me: "That's Hideo Itami. They made him change his name from Kenta Kobayashi. In Japan, he was just 'KENTA' in all capital letters."
    Her: "I'm not going to remember any of that. Is the other guy Japanese?"
    Me: "No."
    Her: "Then he's 'Japanese Guy' now."

    Opening exchange with kip-up: "Whoa! I like this kind of stuff they're doing now."

    Hideo taunts Black and the crowd:
    "You gonna get snuck but I don't care because you're the bad guy."

    Asuka vs Ember Moon
    "Is the black girl supposed to be a vampire or something?"

    "Geez! I hope she's double jointed or something."

    Bobby Roode vs Drew McIntyre
    "The piano thing reminds me of Westworld but it also reminds me of Big."

    Her: "Yay! The Irish guy won!"
    Me: "Scottish."
    Her: "Close enough."

    O'Reilly, Fish, and Adam Cole run in:
    Her: "Who are these guys now?"
    Me: "Same guys as before."
    Her: "They all kind of look the same."
     
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    Lmao


    I have this one friend who watches UFC with me and is absolutely clueless. He one time asked me if you can tombstone a guy in the cage.
     
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  3. lakersfan45 That's sardo! No mr, accent on the do!

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    I regret only now seeing this fantastic excel game thread in skin will add to
     
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    To be fair, it's not that abnormal for guys to say things like that about the female wrestlers, and really sexualize them. Plus, I'll bet she kept doing it because she saw it made you uncomfortable and thought it was funny.
     
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    The wife didn't do it to me. Cousin's fiancee did it to him as a defense mechanism. She's plump but down from "oh damn, do something about that." She's done really well for herself but still insecure.
     
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  6. RandyTrevor Hear me talkin' to you?

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    Lol, amazing
     
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    My best friend (The former fan who watches Divas/Bellas with his wife sometimes) asked me this week:

    Bro: What is the purpose of Dean Ambrose?
    Sleep: What do you mean?
    B: Like, in wrestling... or in life... or in that Renee girl he's with and why she's with him. Any of that.
    S: He was in a group called The Shield. They wore tac gear and fucked shit up. They got split up. He looked to be the odd man out.
    B: As he should be.
    S: But he wasn't Roman Reigns so he got cheered.
    B: Okay. I've heard of this.
    S: So he was supposed to be the "unstable lunatic fringe" but came off more like Roddy Piper crossed with prime Burt Reynolds.
    B: Interesting.
    S: So he was laid back and non-chalant and chaotic.
    B: And a lazy, greasy-headed sack of ass?
    S: It rang true and the people reacted.
    B: The people are ass.
     
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  8. sleepwalk pork roll, egg and cheese belt

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    Okay. Last week week I showed my best friend this bit of insight into the inner workings of Marty Jannetty's mind.

    Response?
    Him: "Holy fuck! Somebody needs to kick him through another window."
    Me: "He actually wasn't kicked through the window. He was kicked and then tossed through head first while dazed."
    Him: "Huh. Mandela effect. Then I guess someone has to kick him through a window the first time."
    Me: "Would you stick it to his not daughter?"
    Him: "Oh she'd get it like a 12 gauge."
     
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    @sleepwalk i've been meaning to ask have you watched any of these insider promos the last month or so with casuals? I'm curious what they think about them.
     
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    Not really. The wife will watch with me occasionally but not consistently. The Roman/Cena thing might have intrigued her if she had but, as I explained to her and best friend, it seemed bizarre to them that they would go there. Dad thought it was fake and gay.
     
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    Yeah unfortunately the last time my friends were over and I flicked over to raw just the battle royal was on. "All I got was Christ the hardys are ancient". If you aren't a fan and tuned into some of them you must have been lost, and even if you only watch occasionally and don't know any of the behind the scenes internet stuff you'd have been a bit confused. I can imagine a lot of people don't remember or don't know who Alex Riley is. A lot of them probably don't even care enough to google it.
     
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    I think that they know hipster smarks were the ones that killed Roman and think that, by pissing on Cena (who they hated for years,) they can get him over with that crew.
     
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  13. D.R.H. New lights...same old lack of fun of any kind!

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    Get it like a 12 guage...gonna have to find a conversation to slip that one into.
     
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    The wife watches it for the women's outfits. Haha
     
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    Wanted to watch Mae Young Classic with the wife and see who she likes but that's a lot of hours and we're already behind on Fear the Walking Dead.
     
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