Doing a two-nighter in Lancaster, PA. Put the kids to bed and watched NXT Takeover: Brooklyn III with my long-suffering wife. Wrote a song about it. Like to hear It? Here it go. Cien Almas vs Johnny Gargano Zuli: "I don't like her. She reminds me of [trophy wife of guy she hates.] "Did he just running smash his dick into the little guy's face?" "Look at the T-shirt and the other guy is gonna oooooh!" Almas' finisher: "Geez! His neck!" Authors of Pain vs Sanity Nikki Cross banging against the ropes: "Her chest is going to hurt later." Authors of Pain come out: "Hello, terrorists." "Are they wearing dinosaur helmets?" "Tokka and Razar like in Ninja Turtles?" Nikki's table bump: "Now her chest is going to hurt. She knew what she was getting into." Bobby Fish and Kyle O'Reilly come out: Her: "Who are these guys?" Me: "Kyle O'Reilly and Bobby Fish. Really good tag team." Hideo Itami vs Alistair Black JR comes out: "Who is he? An old football player or something?" Me: "That's Hideo Itami. They made him change his name from Kenta Kobayashi. In Japan, he was just 'KENTA' in all capital letters." Her: "I'm not going to remember any of that. Is the other guy Japanese?" Me: "No." Her: "Then he's 'Japanese Guy' now." Opening exchange with kip-up: "Whoa! I like this kind of stuff they're doing now." Hideo taunts Black and the crowd: "You gonna get snuck but I don't care because you're the bad guy." Asuka vs Ember Moon "Is the black girl supposed to be a vampire or something?" "Geez! I hope she's double jointed or something." Bobby Roode vs Drew McIntyre "The piano thing reminds me of Westworld but it also reminds me of Big." Her: "Yay! The Irish guy won!" Me: "Scottish." Her: "Close enough." O'Reilly, Fish, and Adam Cole run in: Her: "Who are these guys now?" Me: "Same guys as before." Her: "They all kind of look the same."