Shy Sage Northcutt Ignoring Irene Aldana During Autograph Signing

"It's super awesome to meet you Ms. Aldana!" followed by an hour of awkward silence...

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War Gall!
 
If not talking to a pretty girl was a sign of being gay, 99% of the human population would prefer cock.
 
He could get way better then her anyway hahah
 
Sage is not smilling...end of the world is near
 
"Daddy sir, I felt a tingling feeling in my pants."

-"Shut up and give me 20!"

"Hail Mary's or push ups, sir?"
 
Oh no, Sage doesn't like mexican girls! Cut him! :O


PS: Give the kid a break, he's 19.
 
If I had to sign all those posters, I'd just put an X in all of them :D
 
He is out of her league.

You have to be at least an 8 for Sage to look at you and a 9 for a "hello". Only 10s get the Northcock.
 
Sage is an incredibly handsome young man who's more than likely constantly battling off equally gorgeous young ladies. I don't blame him for wanting to chill every once in a while. Being a stud is a lot of hard work and probably quite tiring. No shame in turning it off to get some quiet time. Not that I'd know by experience, but I can imagine. And I often do.

Also, I would imagine that signing all those posters consecutively is an immense pain in the ass and an interruption to their schedule in an already hectic week.

 
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Who are wrong. Sage or the 40 year old fat virgins on sherdog..

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