Sharing wisdom

[MusclesMarinara]

In this thread we talk about life lessons and wisdom. (Useful stuff please. Nobody cares about your dick)
So, here we go:

Play the victim well enough and people will eventually believe that you have been wronged.
I makes me wonder when the population will wake up and realize we all can't be victims?

One cannot remain in politics for long if you wish to do the right thing. Doing the right thing involves making rules. And with each rule you alienate a small portion of the population. Eventually these populations add up to a majority of enemies.

 

[loyalyolayal]

Wrap it.

 

[Lovestorm]

"Nobody cares about your dick" - MusclesMarinara

 

[faustian]

If it seems too good to be true it usually is

It's hard to scam an honest man

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

I care about my dick

 

[Agent Mulder's Hair]

Always care about your dick.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Always care about your dick.

If you don't, nobody will.
I polish mine constantly to give it that healthy glow

 

[Agent Mulder's Hair]

I polish mine constantly to give it that healthy glow

If your dick starts glowing see a doctor immediately

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

If your dick starts glowing see a doctor immediately

I go when it stops

 

[John Wang]

Build a fire for a man and he'll be warm for a night.
Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.