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First up was London. Saw Jason Statham, Chris Evans and Jessica Biel were in it, figured fuck it, why not? They do a bunch of cocaine at a house party... can't be terrible, right? Actually had a good cast considering, even though most roles I wouldn't rate much more than a cameo. Dane Cook, Kat Dennings, Louis CK, Ned Bellamy (one of those "Hey, it's that guy...")
Oy. First of all, really fucking weird seeing Jason Statham with hair, in a very non-Statham role and his character actually got funnier the more cocaine he did. By far the bright spot in this movie if there is one, though Jessica Biel in underwear never disappoints. Chris Evans is a dick. Like, a real big fucking asshole, someone who clearly hasn't been punched in the face enough in his character's life. His girl was leaving? Not a real strectch of the imagination as to why. Not only is he a dick, he's dumb as fuck. Here, have this fucking puppy as a present, because you know, what better way to reward someone with an animal to care for for a fucking decade? Also, I have no idea what even happened to the puppy after it's one scene. Maybe I was tired and missed something, but whatever. Still a fucked up movie.
Wasn't a total waste, I laughed watching ridiculous haircut Jason Statham lose his shit in a fancy suit and get in a a simple cocaine-fueled normal person's fight. And to be fair, he actually shows some decent acting chops in this film.