Premier League Thread v199: Can't be arsed edition

[Almighty Angus]

Perfection isn't enough,
Cristiano Ronaldo would say,
Because he is improving,
With his practice everyday;

Till the end of the world,
CR7 will be the best,
Because he can easily pass,
Even the Football's Toughest Test;

Playing with Real Madrid,
Was always in his fate,
But he can still go back to Manchester United,
Because it's never too late;

In the Real Madrid Top 10 Players' List,
CR7′s name was engraved,
Because he scored a goal,
In every match he played;

Fear in the minds,
Of the opposite team's defenders' mind would stay,
Because they cannot stop Cristiano Ronaldo,
Even if they block his way;

Messi is of no match,
When to CR7 he is compared,
Because when Ronaldo scored a goal,
Messi helplessly stood and stared;​

 

[Chules]

Perfection isn't enough,
Cristiano Ronaldo would say,
Because he is improving,
With his practice everyday;

Till the end of the world,
CR7 will be the best,
Because he can easily pass,
Even the Football's Toughest Test;

Playing with Real Madrid,
Was always in his fate,
But he can still go back to Manchester United,
Because it's never too late;

In the Real Madrid Top 10 Players' List,
CR7′s name was engraved,
Because he scored a goal,
In every match he played;

Fear in the minds,
Of the opposite team's defenders' mind would stay,
Because they cannot stop Cristiano Ronaldo,
Even if they block his way;

Messi is of no match,
When to CR7 he is compared,
Because when Ronaldo scored a goal,
Messi helplessly stood and stared;​

@emog2

 

[frenz]

try it for a month?

theyre likely to be just as ugly as on tinder, just with more money and i dont care about that.

 

[Possum Jenkins]

I think @RR @Possum Jenkins are up to some tomfoolery methinks...

Had a stripper threatening to kick my ass, saw a couple of Gs dropped.

Good times.

 

[Chules]

theyre likely to be just as ugly as on tinder, just with more money and i dont care about that.

@Rawex you got a chance

 

[Almighty Angus]

 

[Almighty Angus]

Had a stripper threatening to kick my ass, saw a couple of Gs dropped.

Good times.

how are you so cool irl but such a on here?

 

[Gazwald]

theyre likely to be just as ugly as on tinder, just with more money and i dont care about that.

You don't care about money??? Man, this is getting better and better

 

[Chules]

@emog2

 

[Possum Jenkins]

Lol I was being carried out of Vivid (strip club) last night by a fellow Sherdog poster. He legit drove me to my boy's apartment so I only took shit this morning when I had to tell Kelly "I swear I was sleeping at Nick's spot". She doesn't believe me even though it's true

 

[LilMountain]

Canucklers

Tell them to give renoqueen the boot and take me in

 

[Almighty Angus]

You don't care about money??? Man, this is getting better and better

Don't get catfished Jiz

 

[Good Ole Stannis's BBQ]

You don't care about money??? Man, this is getting better and better

I on the other hand would bang a rich old ugly guy for the right price.

 

[Chules]

Don't get catfished Jiz

you're fucking hilarious

fucking lol

 

[Gazwald]

Don't get catfished Jiz

They used to tank cod from Alaska all the way to China. They'd keep them in vats in the ship. By the time the codfish reached China, the flesh was mush and tasteless. So this guy came up with the idea that if you put these cods in these big vats, put some catfish in with them and the catfish will keep the cod agile. And there are those people who are catfish in life. And they keep you on your toes. They keep you guessing, they keep you thinking, they keep you fresh. And I thank god for the catfish because we would be droll, boring and dull if we didn't have somebody nipping at our fin. - Vince Pierce.

 

[frenz]

I on the other hand would bang a rich old ugly guy for the right price.

give or receive

 

[Deffid]

@Deffid

Now with video replay they might as well try it lol

 

[Good Ole Stannis's BBQ]

give or receive

Whatever he's into I guess.

 

[Gazwald]

I on the other hand would bang a rich old ugly guy for the right price.

I on the other hand would bang a poor young objectively beautiful woman providing it got me in enough debt.

 

[frenz]

hmm