Premier League Thread 2017/18 v76: King Rafa Owns Maureen. Return of the Squawka Stats Edition.

[Concrete]

he's fat and autistic and looks like kenny

 

[Nowhere Fast]

The tale of the tape between us two is not even close

- 170lbs
- near 6 ft
- hollywood smile
- Big arms
- not crusty

-has tickets to see Cabaello in the summer

 

[Gazwald]

you were on the naughty list last year, imo.

Now you've forgotten Valentines. The cycle continues.

I'm in backlog. That time I got her xmas stocking mixed up with the sock I use to mop up...

 

[Nowhere Fast]

he's fat and autistic and looks like kenny

ooofff.

 

[Nowhere Fast]

I'm in backlog. That time I got her xmas stocking mixed up with the sock I use to mop up...

sounds like a large sock.

 

[Twelve75]

The tale of the tape between us two is not even close

- 170lbs
- near 6 ft
- hollywood smile
- Big arms
- not crusty

17.5 stone
was taller than 6ft when I was 16
still have my own teef
could bench press you at your fattest for 10 reps
can grow a beard
not a fan of music aimed at 14 year old girls

 

[Chules]

-has tickets to see Cabaello in the summer

like can you believe it?!

 

[blokeybloke]

he's fat and autistic and looks like kenny

and he's from cleveland

 

[Gazwald]

sounds like a large sock.

 

[Chules]

17.5 stone
was taller than 6ft when I was 16
still have my own teef
could bench press you at your fattest for 10 reps
can grow a beard
not a fan of music aimed at 14 year old girls

you wanna sort this out IRL?

I'm free this weekend

Meet me in the middle

 

[Twelve75]

you wanna sort this out IRL?

I'm free this weekend

Meet me in the middle

your Grinder chat up lines only work on a certain type of person.

 

[Chules]

your Grinder chat up lines only work on a certain type of person.

fuck off you mug

I'm willing to fight you in person

I'll put my foot on your throat

Mr Twelve75: Cause of death : Type 2 respiratory failure, supplementary oxygen NOT EFFECTIVE

 

[Deleted member 405583]

jesus christ some of you need to get a life seriously

 

[Sebbe]

CW's all time Arsenal 11

Dixon - Adams- Campbell- Winterburn

Overmars - Vieira - Fabregas - Pires

Henry - Bergy

Where's Ljungberg mate?

 

[Deleted member 405583]

She tried to creep on her friend in the hostel but she fell and banged her arse.

<Lmaoo><Lmaoo><Lmaoo>

 

[Deleted member 405583]

ffs mgk chose some ugly skank in the music video for this song



i really liked this song too

ruined it

 

[Twelve75]

fuck off you mug

I'm willing to fight you in person

I'll put my foot on your throat

Mr Twelve75: Cause of death : Type 2 respiratory failure, supplementary oxygen NOT EFFECTIVE

that sounds pretty frightening...#apex predator of the foodchain #alpha male tules

 

[Deleted member 405583]

Tules? OK I think.

 

[Concrete]

Someone make a new fred

 

[blokeybloke]