Premier League Thread 2017/18 v27: The One True Daily Mail Bae Edition.

[Nowhere Fast]

The One True Daily Mail Bae Please Vote Now!

Spoiler: Natasha Hooper

Bae CV:
-22 Year Old from Birmingham studying for a Media and Communications arts degree. Part-time job as a nightclub promoter.
-Long dark hair, big brown eyes and a stunning Size 8 figure. Strong personality, independent and won't settle for a fraud intellectual bozo.
-Brings up Corbyn on the first date, is incredibly patronising and will not discuss gigs (Give it Giggseh) weed smoking, lads’ nights outs, holidays or sporting hobbies. Basically she's a stuck up bitch but also looks FIT so you decide if she is worth the hassle. She prefers older men.


OR

Spoiler: Lavinia Woodward

Bae CV:
-24 Year Old Medical Student at Oxford who hopes to become a surgeon.
- LGBTQ enthusiast, a legit intellectual, wealthy, has a pet, immature, emotionally unstable with a personality & eating disorder and drug/alcohol dependence. Will brandish knife and stab at any moment. Could holiday at her £1m Villa in the Italian village of Sirtori. Sounds luffly.

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Spoiler: Supporter List

AFC Bournemouth - Got No Fans

Arsenal - Bones the prem thread GOAT, Concrete, Frenzy, fingercuffs, Santi Claus, Clear Winner, wang xiangzhai, Goonerview , Piers Morgan, Gunners, Mga223, Gervinho, LilMountain, Tobin Heath, Daspy, Tules, K.A.D.A.F.I.

Burnley - Got No Fans.

CSKA London - TheStruggleIsReal, BryanIam, SingerAuto, EmpireShallFall

Crystal Palace - Unblemishedcontainer

Everton - Got No Fans.

Hull - Got No Fans.

Leicester - Got No Fans.

Liverpool - SebbeSwe, ShamrockFTW, GracieMMABarra, Shamrocker, Byron, Edge, Driver, Spoken, Gladiator & coolpotato.

James Milner fanclub - Blockeybloke

Manchester City - Father EOW. MPS, Blockeybloke

Dark Side United - Life guard NF (protector of the prem thread), LEWIS540, Sexy, El Che, Ultimate Victory, Mcx , Rimbaud82, Eames, Dr J, Cyrano200, Chris Partlow , Andy Tate, EmeraldKiter, HOFer EOW, Fadeless, RR, danny23, Black Angus, Fraser B, Alexxx, East Stand Dabber, One True Revolver


Middlesbrough - Kingofthemods

So'ton - Got No Fans.

Tottenham Bottlespur- Carl Drogo , blockeybloke, fetalpuzishun, clumseygenius, bolochung, hoonosewot88, Alpha Omega Man

Stokalona- Got No Fans.

Sundercan - Cardona, UltraMagnus

Swansea - Zer

Watford - Fadeless

West Brom - Got No Fans.

West Ham - Syd, Tobago Jones.

Football League:

Aston Villa - JonKunDo & Mongol.

Cardiff City - HOFer Weo

Hartlepool United - Ens189

Mansfield Town - Blokeybloke

Newcastle - Pecker123., Bubzeh

Norwich - Kirku.

Scottish Football:

Celtic - Shamrocker

Rangers - Alpha Omega Man



MLS:

NYCFC - TehDocktah

Orlando City - Angus Bless

Portland Timbers - HOFer Extramob



Rest of Europe:

Real Madrid - HOFer RawexBless,Phokuz, Angus Bless, K.A.D.A.F.I. DS7

Barcelona - fbed2332, Da Speeit, El Che, Thierry Henry, Alpha Omega Man

Athletico Madrid - Lustercross

Buyern - HOFer Extramob & CubicleGangster & Inter (RIP)

Borussia Dortmund (Reus bless) = Deffs, Sebbeswe

1. FC Kaiserslautern - Wallybear

Lyon - kerozene74

FC Porto - Fadeless

Benfica - DS7

PSG - Kooshin Diini

International Teams:
Team Freedomland - Dr J, Xtramob, TehDoctah, Lil Mountain, Lloyd, Chris Partlow


US/Portugal/Wales - Angus Bless

Spoiler: For Frenz

Positing dis so you never forget! FadeLessBless.

Spoiler: Insta Mascots

Spoiler: Animal Gif

Spoiler: Bike Rack

Chunes:

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[Chules]

fucking LOL.

you're giving me abdominal pain from making me laugh so much

 

[Deffid]

The second Bike Rack

 

[Clear Winner]

Anderson Paak... Nice.

@Nowhere Fast

Have you heard this old album by him? Not as good as his newer stuff, but still worth a listen

 

[frenz]

pwaorrrr my mascot

 

[Concrete]

Should I be worried that I view the chance of her trying to kill me as a plus? Sounds hot as hell tbh

 

[frenz]

Should I be worried that I view the chance of her trying to kill me as a plus? Sounds hot as hell tbh

id like it if she killed you too tbh

 

[Nowhere Fast]

Anderson Paak... Nice.

@Nowhere Fast

Have you heard this old album by him? Not as good as his newer stuff, but still worth a listen

Nope I haven't heard that one, fanx for sharing.

His most recent album Malibu is my fav.

 

[Concrete]

id like it if she killed you too tbh

Good, bring that feistiness to your first dates and they will pretend to know wtf you're talking about.

 

[frenz]

Good, bring that feistiness to your first dates and they will pretend to know wtf you're talking about.

would have to get a first date first.

 

[Chules]

Should I be worried that I view the chance of her trying to kill me as a plus? Sounds hot as hell tbh

lol'd

 

[Nowhere Fast]

Should I be worried that I view the chance of her trying to kill me as a plus? Sounds hot as hell tbh

She got my vote!

 

[Concrete]

would have to get a first date first.

 

[Spoken]

would have to get a first date first.

Loled hard

 

[frenz]

im glad my misery brings amusement

 

[Chules]

would have to get a first date first.

I've been asking you out for the past 4 years ffs

 

[frenz]

I've been asking you out for the past 4 years ffs

 

[Chules]

im glad my misery brings amusement

Spoiler

@Nowhere Fast

 

[Nowhere Fast]

@Tules I saw your vote, interdasting, imo. You fink she would keep up with an intellectual of your calibre?

her - 'so I thought we could discuss jeremy corbyn'

you - 'he's a fukin mug, never voting for those labour cunts again. Brexit means Brexit.'

 

[EOW]

I stickied the thread as the mods are slacking