Premier League 2016/17 Thread v99: I refuse to make a new fred

[blokeybloke]

help give me some candidates for 2016

I rushed it at last minute yr, missed mga & he's never forgiven me

 

[xtramob]

Who won best foreigner last yr.

was it sebbe ?

http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/2...-of-season-award-show.3252327/#post-116994719 last year we did em end of the season

 

[Hatredcopter]

Just realized I've never watched all the Indiana Jones films, going to start on Raiders now.

stop at last crucade
trust me

I asked the same question not so long ago. My good mate @Chris Partlow introduced me to the term.
"soaking" is when you put your penis inside a woman's vagina, and just lay there. No thrusting, moving or stroking.
Something that Mormon women do apparently

that's not weird at all

<DrakeLaugh>

As told to us by the one @Chris Partlow it's a sexual act where you don't thrust or give any pelvic movement and just let your dick "soak" in a woman. Apparently it's a Mormon thing, and it's kinda become a prem fred meme. I guess soaking doesn't count as sex.

this reminds me of a (secret slut) friend i had at uni
she used to deny getting with these guys we knew
for ages we thought one friend was a dick and made up his hooking up sotry
turned out she said something "didn't happen" if she "didn't remember it"
i called her out on her shit when she pulled a major undesirable
not ugly, just major loser

long story short
it totally counts as sex

 

[xtramob]

stop at last crucade
trust me


that's not weird at all


this reminds me of a (secret slut) friend i had at uni
she used to deny getting with these guys we knew
for ages we thought one friend was a dick and made up his hooking up sotry
turned out she said something "didn't happen" if she "didn't remember it"
i called her out on her shit when she pulled a major undesirable
not ugly, just major loser

long story short
it totally counts as sex

I've seen Crystal Skull and Temple of Doom, just not all of Raiders and Last Crusade.

I have a friend who dated a Christian stripper who wouldn't have vaginal sex and would only want to fuck if it was anal because of her religion.

Does it count?

 

[blokeybloke]

http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/2...-of-season-award-show.3252327/#post-116994719 last year we did em end of the season

Poor CW

Still never lived getting that pink eye award down

 

[xtramob]

Poor CW

Still never lived getting that pink eye award down

Fucking hell, as an Olivier GirouD enthusiast it's still accurate, only this year Sanchez ST

Holy fuck the Hold The Door award.


The Matt Hummel's "No honestly, i'm not really a cunt" fake humility Award


ROFL.

 

[Hatredcopter]

I've seen Crystal Skull and Temple of Doom, just not all of Raiders and Last Crusade.

I have a friend who dated a Christian stripper who wouldn't have vaginal sex and would only want to fuck if it was anal because of her religion.

Does it count?

so you started with the shit ones?

i've heard of stuff like that
it's just majorly delusional behaviour
too many girls con themselves into justifying bad behaviour with fairy tales

that's why i love "he's just not that into you"
we all have problems
lying to yourself shouldn't be one though
#stop the crazy

 

[EOW]

Poor CW

Still never lived getting that pink eye award down

I love reading back through old threads, always make me laugh

 

[blokeybloke]

I love reading back through old threads, always make me laugh

"Your embarrassing choices of replacements over the last two seasons sealed your fate imo"


lmao

 

[blokeybloke]

"Your embarrassing choices of replacements over the last two seasons sealed your fate imo"


lmao

"deBoer and Bergkamp is embarrassing? That's pretty much been my constant choice for the past two years"

 

[blokeybloke]

de boer lasted what, 3mths? LOL

 

[Dr J]

http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/2...-of-season-award-show.3252327/#post-116994719 last year we did em end of the season

In the spirit of footy, we should always do both.

 

[blokeybloke]

It was 2 months lmao

 

[Kadafi]

coached youth boxing a couple of times. Looked pretty similar to this.

Your passion would help us win

 

[senri]

I understand that your prefer to see penises going from flacid to hard, but that's not my thing

NTTAWWT

You talk of the Ennui. Clear the mind, and summon your inner sanctum Mr EOW

 

[Da Speeit]

La la land is a legit masterpiece, i was not expecting a 10/10 level movie but holllllly shit

 

[Kadafi]

La la land is a legit masterpiece, i was not expecting a 10/10 level movie but holllllly shit

i fucking told you @blokeybloke it was less of a musical than a normal musical. Really well done.

 

[blokeybloke]

s

 

[Kadafi]

s

 

[Kadafi]

@Tules this is definitely your bae of all baes

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