Prem Thread 23/24 v19: Bayer 04 Leverkusen Fußball GmbH Edition

[Chules]

Who?!

 

[The_Renaissance]

Who?!

Not sure what happened with that Amorim guy, but this feels like a really weird and risky move! Their latest signings are definite downgrades on the stars they're replacing / have replaced in many ways and this would be a massive step down from Klopp........make it fucking happen!

 

[BroRogan]

Good points made above ^^ Also don't think they will end up at the same level with their coach/players in the next season. Should've gone with De Zerbi since they knew Klopp would leave imo

@Chules Rice and Havertz should be Chelsea players would trade them in for 4-5 of the clowns that these clueless people brought in. Yikes. What a mess. Won't watch any Chelsea for the rest of the season as I'm not a plonker. Done.

 

[Da Speeit]

Blessed with some really good kids but this morning has had me like


One thing after a fucking ‘nother

 

[Chules]

Utft

 

[Chules]

@helax any action for the footy tonight bud? don't sweat it if you're busy innit.

Just seen you’re playing palace away bruv

Olise/Eze are on atm

 

[BroRogan]

Utft

 

[Carl Drogo]

 

[Chules]

It’s not over

 

[Chules]

@Arqueto Newcastle have done a number on him lol

 

[Carl Drogo]

It’s not over

I know. Top 4 is ON. (Reference:AV)

 

[Chules]

@Deffid

Spoiler: Dortmund shirts

 

[650lb Sumo]

By the way @650lb Sumo are you aware about the up n' coming bitcoin club Real Bedford?

Norwegian news did a story about them, and they have had two promotions in a row and should now be around or just above Whitby (in Spartan South Midlands League though, idk).

The owner (Peter McCormack) says that Premier League is their endgoal eventually.
Thoughts about lower league clubs suddenly getting a lot of money?

Har du en link? No I haven't heard of them and I don't know anything about Bitcoin. I'll look into it. They're still below Whitby though because they are about to be promoted from the Spartan South Midlands League Premier Division, Tier 9, to the Pitching In Southern League Division One Central, Tier 8, whereas Whitby play in Tier 7 (the Pitching In Northern Premier League Premier Division). The lowest national tier is 5 (the Vanarama National League).

Apparently Burnley is the smallest town to have had a PL team, with a population of 73,000, and Bedford has 107,000. So you can't say Bedford is too small, although Burnley are not exactly competitive in the PL. I can see having a high-level football team in your town is exciting. And McCormack is from Bedford, although I don't know if he still lives there. Apparently he used to be a severe alcoholic and cokehead. And the American Winklevoss brothers have invested and two thirds of Real Bedford's fans live in the USA. This isn't what football is supposed to be, for me. English football is increasingly the 'World League'. Like the UK is becoming 'Global Britain' and everyone around the World is converting to speaking a debased form of English (Globish). I'd prefer things to go in the opposite direction. It seems like British people are a kind of human carpet - we go and start things, then the rest of the world is welcomed in to take them over.

 

[Arqueto]

Just seen you’re playing palace away bruv

Olise/Eze are on atm

So are Barnes, Isak, and Gordon, aka The Notorious B.I.G.

Crystal Meth FC rekt West Am the other day tho

 

[Chules]

 

[Arqueto]

Legit thought he was still on the bench for Man U

 

[Chules]

Legit thought he was still on the bench for Man U

Replaces 10 hag next year imo

 

[Chules]

 

[BroRogan]

Me when @Arqueto haven't posted any line-ups already

 

[Arqueto]

Me when @Arqueto haven't posted any line-ups already

It's still an hour away bud

Shoutout to Tiger tho