Locked Prem League Thread 2023/24 v20 - Pray for the Abu Dhabi c**ksuckers to drop points Edition

[650lb Sumo]

 

[Dr J]

So with your NHS wage about a gram and a handjob

Doctors now have to pay for handjobs now that nurses make as much as @Chules.



The NHS has ruined a perfect healthcare hierarchy.

 

[fica]

Epl will be exiting when pep leaves until then farmers league

 

[BAM]

Doctors now have to pay for handjobs now that nurses make as much as @Chules.



The NHS has ruined a perfect healthcare hierarchy.

Junior doctors give foot rubs and sponge baths to senior nurses for kebab money.

 

[Deffid]

Only one man can stop The 115

 

[Kowboy On Sherdog]

Remember this day when arsenal win the league again.

Remember the people laughing..

The day will be yours

 

[Carl Drogo]

Drogo and I are the two-man power trip

Papa @EOW WEO BLESS innit

 

[650lb Sumo]

What actually is the tie breaker order in the Prem now? goal difference first but then what? goals for or head to head?

Think goals for but might be wrong

You can actually have a playoff to decide the PL winner if teams are equal on these factors:

points
goal difference
goals for
head to head
away goals beat home goals in head to head

The furthest they've ever needed to go however was goal difference, once, in

Spoiler

2011-2012 - Man City won and Man United came second on GD

Tottenham’s #PL home record against Manchester City in the last four seasons:

1-0 vs. Man City
1-0 vs. Man City
2-0 vs. Man City
2-0 vs. Man City

Kind of.

2/3/20 Spurs 2 - 0 Man City
21/11/20 Spurs 2 - 0 Man City
25/8/21 Spurs 0 - 1 Man City (League Cup)
15/8/21 Spurs 1 - 0 Man City
5/2/23 Spurs 1 - 0 Man City
26/1/24 Spurs 0 - 1 Man City (FA Cup)

 

[Rawex]

 

[Rawex]

 

[Chules]

Loser team

 

[Rawex]

Loser team

 

[Ignicious]

I've had enough of Haaland. Hope he gets injured

 

[Chules]

 

[Rawex]

I've had enough of Haaland. Hope he gets injured

Real and City play on 19th, Bellingham and Haaland to score a hattrick.
10e bet would win you around 5-6k (using Isak and Griezmann to score 3+ goals as reference, this one would give you 6200).

 

[Chules]

 

[Ignicious]

And another thing about Haaland is that it will have the Solskjaer effect on young norwegians.
The Haaland shirt is selling like fresh bread over here now.

Man utd already had a bunch of supporters even before Solskjaer, Berg and Johnsen came to the club. Now city has currupted the feeble young brains running around in school yards everywhere

 

[The_Renaissance]

Feel for the Gunners, thought this might have been their year. City are just making the league boring, Pep can fuck off soon hopefully.

 

[Rawex]

@Deffid can Uli keep his mouth shut for 5 minutes?

 

[xtramob]