Pre-Season Premier League Thread v21: Top Striker Edition

[Tobago Jones]

Spoiler: Supporters List

Prem Teams:
AFC Bournemouth - Got No Fans

Arsenal - Bones the prem thread GOAT, Concrete, Frenzy, fingercuffs, Santi Claus, Clear Winner, wang xiangzhai, Goonerview , Piers Morgan, Gunners, Mga223, Gervinho, LilMountain, Tobin Heath, Daspy, Tules, K.A.D.A.F.I.

Burnley - Got No Fans.

CSKA London - TheStruggleIsReal, BryanIam, SingerAuto, Daspy, EmpireShallFall

Crystal Palace - Unblemishedcontainer

Everton - Got No Fans.

Hull - Got No Fans.

Leicester - Got No Fans.

Liverpool - SebbeSwe, ShamrockFTW, GracieMMABarra, Byron, Edge, Driver, Spoken, Gladiator & coolpotato.

James Milner fanclub - Blockeybloke

Manchester City - Father EOW. MPS, Blockeybloke

Dark Side United - Life guard NF (protector of the prem thread), LEWIS540, Sexy, El Che, Ultimate Victory, Mcx , Rimbaud82, Eames, Dr J, Cyrano200, Chris Partlow , Andy Tate, EmeraldKiter, HOFer EOW, Fadeless, RR, danny23, Black Angus, Fraser B, Alexxx, East Stand Dabber

Middlesbrough - Kingofthemods

So'ton - Got No Fans.

Tottenham Bottlespur- Carl Drogo , blockeybloke, fetalpuzishun, clumseygenius, bolochung, hoonosewot88, Alpha Omega Man

Stokalona- Got No Fans.

Sundercan - Cardona, UltraMagnus

Swansea - Zer

Watford - Got No Fans.

West Brom - Got No Fans.

West Ham - Syd, Tobago Jones.

Football League:

Aston Villa - JonKunDo & Mongol.

Cardiff City - HOFer Weo

Hartlepool United - Ens189

Mansfield Town - Blokeybloke

Newcastle - Pecker123.

Norwich - Kirku.

Scottish Football:

Rangers - Alpha Omega Man



MLS:

NYCFC - TehDocktah

Orlando City - Angus Bless

Portland Timbers - HOFer Extramob



Rest of Europe:

Real Madrid - HOFer RawexBless,Phokuz, Angus Bless, K.A.D.A.F.I.

Barcelona - fbed2332, Da Speeit, El Che, Thierry Henry, Alpha Omega Man

Athletico Madrid - Lustercross

Buyern - HOFer Extramob & CubicleGangster & Inter (RIP)

Borussia Dortmund (Reus

1. FC Kaiserslautern - Wallybear

Lyon - kerozene74

FC Porto - Fadeless

International Teams:
Team Freedomland - Dr J, Xtramob, TehDoctah, Lil Mountain, Lloyd, Chris Partlow


US/Portugal/Wales - Angus Bless

Ecuador - Kid

Spoiler: mascots

Spoiler: frenzy mascot

Spoiler: bike rack

Spoiler: choons

RIP Prodigy and Chester Bennington

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[Rawex]

Morata> Lukaku> Lacazette

 

[Rawex]

God damn elsiehewitt i would hurt @Tules so badly if it meant i would spend a night with her

 

[Deffid]

When does the prem start? Haven't looked at my fantasy team at all yet

 

[Good Ole Stannis's BBQ]

Went for Lukaku I'd be shocked if he didn't score at least 20 even with United's style. Unsure about the other two.

 

[Good Ole Stannis's BBQ]

When does the prem start? Haven't looked at my fantasy team at all yet

Arsenal Leicester is a Friday night opener on August 11th. Most teams play on Saturday the 12th.

 

[wang xiangzhai]

he wants to win

i want to win

i can't trust him

Lol. And the master strikes again.. Summing up 2000 plus years of western social theory with a few touches of his light, ethereal brush

 

[Rawex]

I figure McDavid is the best of those 4 guys(from '15 and '16) The next two are a toss up between Laine and Matthews, then Eichel is 4th. So it's really close between those two draft classes. 04 is great, as much as I clown on Ovie, he's a for sure HoF player and one of the top 3 greats of his era.

You know would not suprise me if those 4 are in top 10 points scored in regular season next season. Top 20 seems like a lock. (McDavid first last season, Matthews 20th but 6 points behind player in 10th place. Laine had better point per game ratio then Matthews. Eichel is only one in doubt but he was in top 3 points scored in last 25 regular season games.

 

[El Che]

ToGodbro Jones always delivers epic threads.
Incredible.
Going through the mascots like

Then I saw Lais De Leon...

Spoiler

 

[wang xiangzhai]

Top thread, top human bean.

The one true Dr. Who of the Instagram multiverse

 

[El Che]

oh snap, posted the above before i got to the bike racks and choons. Wowzers!

Prodigy and Chester RIP

 

[Good Ole Stannis's BBQ]

@wang xiangzhai as regards the undisciplined comment in the last thread I didn't mean in terms of commits a lot of fouls I more meant what you would go on to say. That he seems to lacks football i.q, he gets caught in possession and is slack with his passing too much for me and can be lazy about tracking back. As you said though a lot of that could just be down to Wenger letting him develop bad habits.

 

[Rawex]

@Deffid just sent an email to espn asking when i can create the fantasy league. You still sure you dont wanna join?

 

[Tobago Jones]

I dont see how the Twolves can get him. They'd have to trade away Teague but they cant until Dec. 15.

Heat makes the most sense, if he wants to be the alpha dog.

Spurs he'd be second fiddle to Kawhi.

Knicks -

That's my take on it as well. I want to see him with the Heat just to see how good he really is and if he can lead a team like Westbrook.

 

[Tobago Jones]

Morata> Lukaku> Lacazette

Lukaku > Morata > Lacazette

 

[Rawex]

Lukaku > Morata > Lacazette

 

[Good Ole Stannis's BBQ]

Lukaku > Morata > Lacazette

Yeah that's kind of how I see it too. I wouldn't be at all surprised though if Lacazette scored slightly more goals than both but had way less of an impact on the points total.

 

[Chules]

God damn elsiehewitt i would hurt @Tules so badly if it meant i would spend a night with her

in your dreams

on both

 

[Chules]

Lukaku > Morata > Lacazette

 

[Twelve75]

Morata is the better around footballer but........

Lukaku>>>Morata>>>>Giroud